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								<b>Category: </b>Accidents<br>
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								<b>Category: </b>Funny<br>
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								<b>Description: </b>Stop resisting. Everything in prison is free.<br>
								<b>Category: </b>Cool<br>
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								<b>Category: </b>Shocking<br>
								<b>Added: </b>Thu, 15 May 2008 05:00:00 GMT<br>
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								<b>Description: </b>It sure beats last weekend when he was found in the closet with his mom's thong wrapped around his face.<br>
								<b>Category: </b>Links<br>
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