The zookeepers are calling this a travesty. The bears are calling this lunch.     more

(115) | category: Shocking | views: 26552 | posted on: 11/25/2009

True patriotism is being willing to sacrifice your car to drive over annoying protesters, smashing them into someone else's car.     more

(78) | category: Shocking | views: 10902 | posted on: 11/25/2009

The Emo kid doesn't fight back, and it's not just because he's a pussy. It's also because he can't believe that he just got falcon punched.     more

(54) | category: Fights | views: 16985 | posted on: 11/25/2009

When your country is full of super sexy women who have huge tits and wear short skirts, you have to keep finding new and innovative ways to undermine their confidence or else they'll leave for America.     more

(54) | category: Sexy | views: 23455 | posted on: 11/25/2009

You can pay thirty bucks to see Manny Pacquiao knock some bum out. Or you can eliminate the middle man, save ten bucks, and do it yourself.     more

(93) | category: Funny | views: 15910 | posted on: 11/25/2009

An asshole in Mexico gravely injures a little kid and doesn't even stop to see if he's OK or if he needs a ride to the border.     more

(44) | category: Shocking | views: 6933 | posted on: 11/25/2009

... And that cop just got promoted to head of PR for the Afghan police.     more

(49) | category: Shocking | views: 7611 | posted on: 11/25/2009

Hmmm... reminds me of last night. With her! Not just me by myself with the video of her.     more

(26) | category: Sexy | views: 6015 | posted on: 11/25/2009

The King of the Mountain has very little authority when he's off the mountain and on a train. The BART officer was nice enough to provide him an escort off the train and into a window waiting nearby.     more

(126) | category: Shocking | views: 37537 | posted on: 11/24/2009

There's not much left to fight over in Russia-- there's the Yakov Smirnoff box set, managing Dolph Lundgren's career, and this puddle. This is by far the biggest prize.     more

(88) | category: Fights | views: 33056 | posted on: 11/24/2009

I'm pretty sure that the record execs taught her that once you go down, you keep going until the job is done.     more

(88) | category: Funny | views: 28850 | posted on: 11/24/2009

The kid in the muscle shirt used the element of surprise to his advantage. Everyone was surprised he'd actually show up in a muscle shirt.     more

(69) | category: Fights | views: 38170 | posted on: 11/24/2009

The thing to remember about latinos is they have a solid work ethic, so when they give you the business, they really follow-through!     more

(69) | category: Shocking | views: 25267 | posted on: 11/24/2009

It's getting to the point where merely living in Russia is hazardous to your health.     more

(74) | category: Cool | views: 28368 | posted on: 11/24/2009

The only thing he has left in the world is the videotape of his home being destroyed.     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 20466 | posted on: 11/24/2009