Why are you even wearing a helmet when there's nothing left in your head to protect!     more

(49) | category: Funny | views: 16374 | posted on: 03/17/2010

It's not easy being green, but I would be if it meant wrapping myself around that ass.     more

(36) | category: Sexy | views: 16744 | posted on: 03/17/2010

These kinds of problems never show up on the test drive.     more

(90) | category: Shocking | views: 19200 | posted on: 03/16/2010

The late-night service is slow, and the food is mediocre, but the entertainment is amazing!     more

(96) | category: Fights | views: 26070 | posted on: 03/16/2010

In this country, if you fail to buckle up, you can pay a fine or lose your kneecaps. Your choice.     more

(70) | category: Accidents | views: 21913 | posted on: 03/16/2010

The investigation of this is going to go straight to the... well almost to the top!     more

(49) | category: Shocking | views: 21172 | posted on: 03/16/2010

One of the girls getting her ass kicked was named Mercy. Her middle name was Irony.     more

(75) | category: Fights | views: 22972 | posted on: 03/16/2010

All minivans come standard with a sliding, crumbling door.     more

(50) | category: Accidents | views: 13925 | posted on: 03/16/2010

Hey, kids, remember to leave bullfighting to the pros. They have been properly trained in losing massive quantites of blood.     more

(57) | category: Shocking | views: 15920 | posted on: 03/16/2010

This driver just picked up the spare!     more

(45) | category: Shocking | views: 11916 | posted on: 03/16/2010

Isn't there an old wive's tale about a glass of warm milk helping you get to sleep with her?     more

(44) | category: Sexy | views: 27855 | posted on: 03/16/2010

Can it be more than an awesome coincidence that the interview was for "BAM"?     more

(106) | category: Shocking | views: 66329 | posted on: 03/15/2010

There's no manual for parenting, but if there were, I'm sure "Use a stroller and a crosswalk" would be in it.     more

(64) | category: Accidents | views: 22081 | posted on: 03/15/2010

And the meter was running the whole time? What a night!     more

(68) | category: Fights | views: 33054 | posted on: 03/15/2010

This is a stretch for her as an actress. She used to making cocks come IN her hand not just TO her hand.     more

(78) | category: Cool | views: 43843 | posted on: 03/15/2010