Insults, bottles and chairs were hurled back and forth at the Australian open after a group of Bosnian and Serbians realized they were gonna have to watch a professional tennis match.     more

(73) | category: Fights | views: 24783 | posted on: 01/24/2009

Colorblind impatient asian drivers recently surpassed handguns as the most dangerous thing on the planet.     more

(32) | category: Accidents | views: 40660 | posted on: 01/24/2009

I think that just scooted in his tighty whities.     more

(36) | category: Accidents | views: 37619 | posted on: 01/24/2009

This is also how doctors in Mexico give abortions.     more

(71) | category: Cool | views: 59854 | posted on: 01/24/2009

Fortunately Anger Management class is graded on a curve so he'll still walk away with C, but Deans List is totally out of the question now.     more

(93) | category: Fights | views: 165489 | posted on: 01/23/2009

Swiss skier Daniel Albrecht is in a coma after flying 40 meters in the air and crashing on his back and neck. I heard he was roped into seeing Paul Blart Mall Cop and decided this was the less painful route.     more

(43) | category: Accidents | views: 39031 | posted on: 01/23/2009

Up until now I thought the biggest crime ever committed in Canada was Celine Dion.     more

(44) | category: Shocking | views: 65855 | posted on: 01/23/2009

If by some miracle I ever have sex with Marisa Miller I will most likely produce roughly the same explosion in less than one minute.     more

(36) | category: Accidents | views: 53235 | posted on: 01/23/2009

Just because you drive a suped up Volkswagen with a bunch of racing stickers and a loud stereo doesn't actually qualify you to race a Porsche.     more

(70) | category: Accidents | views: 178937 | posted on: 01/23/2009

When this kid wakes up in three weeks he's gonna get so much hairy legged hippy ass it'll almost be worth the amnesia.     more

(94) | category: Cool | views: 57448 | posted on: 01/23/2009

According to the source this kid jumped to his death after failing geometry (not kidding) which is ironic because by successfully committing suicide from those heights his professor gave him a posthumous C-.     more

(58) | category: Shocking | views: 57371 | posted on: 01/23/2009

Drunk Russian woman goes down faster than a fat chick on a penis shaped cake.     more

(54) | category: Funny | views: 43378 | posted on: 01/23/2009

An East Carolina University student is tackled then arrested for throwing a snowball in the general direction of a cop. Underage drinking, dangerous snowballs, parking tickets... campus police really knows how to crack down on the tough crime.     more

(49) | category: Fights | views: 34774 | posted on: 01/23/2009

VT police use brutal excessive force to remove a man who had driven 16 miles on a highway in the wrong direction after slipping into a diabetic shock. He is now suing the police department and the makers Whatchamacallit candy bars for 10 million dollars and "free for life" respectively.     more

(153) | category: Shocking | views: 143246 | posted on: 01/22/2009

If they're going open one of those brand new Matlock Memorabilia Early Bird Soup Special Emporiums on a busy street, the responsible thing would be to create a walker friendly overpass.     more

(61) | category: Shocking | views: 22315 | posted on: 01/22/2009