Wow, this guy just failed across land, sea, and air. If only that were something to be proud of!     more

(50) | category: Accidents | views: 10969 | posted on: 11/24/2009

Her wifebeater and my condoms are both 1) ribbed for her pleasure and 2) to be pulled off by her.     more

(45) | category: Sexy | views: 21423 | posted on: 11/24/2009

I think we can agree that it's pretty cruel to go the literal route when you announce your latest round of firings.     more

(116) | category: Shocking | views: 40016 | posted on: 11/23/2009

This massive girl brawl reminds us that it's not really a catfight until at least one boob pops out.     more

(112) | category: Fights | views: 31448 | posted on: 11/23/2009

Wow, that's probably the fastest Windows upgrade I've ever seen.     more

(86) | category: Shocking | views: 19610 | posted on: 11/23/2009

What was this bus carrying? The marching band, their instruments, and their weapons cache?     more

(65) | category: Accidents | views: 19539 | posted on: 11/23/2009

A safety harness is the only thing that prevented this window washer from becoming just another thing needing to be cleaned off.     more

(77) | category: Shocking | views: 36350 | posted on: 11/23/2009

You do not-- I repeat-- you do not EVER pre-empt Miami Vice in India.     more

(58) | category: Shocking | views: 10245 | posted on: 11/23/2009

Brazil's Miss Gay got her crown ganked and her wig yanked after winning the title. They're going to have to settle this like men... who dress like very ugly women.     more

(73) | category: Funny | views: 18595 | posted on: 11/23/2009

With both the driver and the car running on Vodka, this was pretty inevitable.     more

(66) | category: Accidents | views: 20885 | posted on: 11/23/2009

Well, here's a twist on a classic. Instead of assless chaps, Jen Hilton gives us the opposite!     more

(71) | category: Sexy | views: 19698 | posted on: 11/23/2009

This is what we call a "Redneck Divorce." It's quick and almost painless. Of course, there's still going to be a custody battle over the asshole son with the video camera.     more

(266) | category: Fights | views: 154705 | posted on: 11/20/2009

This helicopter spectacularly fails its test flight, leaving little doubt in the Russian military's mind that helicopters are not in their future.     more

(114) | category: Accidents | views: 88182 | posted on: 11/20/2009

Well, it's clear who wears the pants in this relationship: The girlfriend, the one with the balls.     more

(102) | category: Fights | views: 84615 | posted on: 11/20/2009

This car does sixty to zero in no seconds flat without exerting any pressure on the brakes.     more

(78) | category: Accidents | views: 43202 | posted on: 11/20/2009