He wont be getting any ass for a while…which honestly may not be such a bad thing.     more

(69) | category: Funny | views: 93256 | posted on: 01/18/2009

Upon further investigation he was able to determine that the roof did in fact contain asbestos.     more

(156) | category: Funny | views: 99812 | posted on: 01/16/2009

Finally a black guy in NYC was able to hail a cab.     more

(51) | category: Accidents | views: 23932 | posted on: 01/16/2009

Speaking of T-bones, I heard Black Angus is going out of business. I guess I need to find a new third date HJ under the table restaurant :(     more

(83) | category: Accidents | views: 89958 | posted on: 01/16/2009

No shirt, no shoes, no windows. Oh and btw DID ANYONE GET HIS BAG!!!???     more

(51) | category: Cool | views: 33836 | posted on: 01/16/2009

No offense to anyone out there who is a cop but lately you guys have been screwing up royally. Maybe it's time we stopped trusting people who barely graduated high school with our safety.     more

(76) | category: Accidents | views: 39415 | posted on: 01/16/2009

I would love to see a video this kid getting frustrated with a pickaxe.     more

(63) | category: Funny | views: 66755 | posted on: 01/16/2009

Hold still you've got a bee on your neck and back, I'll get it off with my boot.     more

(96) | category: Shocking | views: 42667 | posted on: 01/16/2009

That flag man handles being rear ended pretty well...     more

(42) | category: Funny | views: 31946 | posted on: 01/16/2009

Chinese scooter riders are quickly becoming an endangered species. After this death there's only 485 million left.     more

(52) | category: Accidents | views: 53957 | posted on: 01/15/2009

Nothing ends a fight like slamming your opponent head first on the cement with all your strength. Just ask the 6 year old girl who cut in front of me at 711 the other day.     more

(59) | category: Fights | views: 171666 | posted on: 01/15/2009

After an ass whooping like this perhaps pictures of this hot slut Katrina Darrell, the girl who auditioned for American Idol in a bikini, might make you feel a tiny bit better.     more

(75) | category: Fights | views: 123912 | posted on: 01/15/2009

If someone can name each fighter in this video I will give you a cookie. Not really but I'd be really impressed.     more

(53) | category: Fights | views: 54765 | posted on: 01/15/2009

This is what I imagine sex with Queen Latifah would be like. Not that I sit around imagining what sex with Queen Latifah would be like...     more

(47) | category: Accidents | views: 40263 | posted on: 01/15/2009

Today his neck is sore, tomorrow something else will be.     more

(62) | category: Funny | views: 63782 | posted on: 01/15/2009