I'm pretty sure the words Russian and Security are oxymorons and should never be used in the same sentence.     more

(37) | category: Fights | views: 31309 | posted on: 12/30/2008

A similar thing happened when Hilary Clinton visited the troops and forgot all her tampons back in NY.     more

(58) | category: Cool | views: 45272 | posted on: 12/30/2008

This is what happens when the 7th grade hackey sack tournament gets rained out.     more

(56) | category: Funny | views: 53542 | posted on: 12/29/2008

Great come from behind knock out leaves opponent in a very awkward position. Coincidentally that is the same sentence used on a popular fantasy anal rape porno DVD.     more

(54) | category: Fights | views: 45074 | posted on: 12/29/2008

I guess we shouldn't exactly be surprised that this animal is partially retarded. Otherwise he probably wouldn't be in this position in the first place.     more

(76) | category: Shocking | views: 80477 | posted on: 12/29/2008

These soldiers came within an inch of doing a perfect impression of the French army.     more

(86) | category: Accidents | views: 62760 | posted on: 12/29/2008

At this Russian supermarket all shirts are half off but their melons do not look ripe.     more

(70) | category: Bizarre | views: 71800 | posted on: 12/29/2008

I love it when they keep punching the air as they fall to the ground and smash their heads into the concrete.     more

(65) | category: Fights | views: 74098 | posted on: 12/28/2008

Even if you dont smoke cigarettes, Joe Camel will find a way to kill you.     more

(75) | category: Shocking | views: 88675 | posted on: 12/28/2008

To be fair she did kick him first, and on the bright side lack of teeth should greatly improve her blow job technique.     more

(97) | category: Fights | views: 150743 | posted on: 12/28/2008

Maybe next Christmas you should get her some new oven mitts and a cookbook.     more

(56) | category: Accidents | views: 62571 | posted on: 12/28/2008

I think it's roid rage. Hemorrhoid.     more

(44) | category: Fights | views: 30748 | posted on: 12/28/2008

Accidents like this are exactly why all brands of Ice beer should be outlawed permanently. Nothing good comes from it.     more

(46) | category: Accidents | views: 30620 | posted on: 12/28/2008

He is now suing the bank for robbing him of his dignity.     more

(51) | category: Funny | views: 22896 | posted on: 12/28/2008

Uh oh it looks like Britney Spears is back on the wagon.     more

(88) | category: Bizarre | views: 232527 | posted on: 12/28/2008