Anyone who buys their teenage boy a sports car is essentially buying a $100,000 coffin.     more

(91) | category: Accidents | views: 77769 | posted on: 05/03/2009

My only question is, what was Paris Hilton's vagina doing at a construction site?     more

(62) | category: Accidents | views: 46125 | posted on: 05/03/2009

If you're gonna rob someone, you better be armed. Or be prepared to end up armless.     more

(86) | category: Cool | views: 156634 | posted on: 05/02/2009

Run (from the) Forest! Run!     more

(67) | category: Shocking | views: 38375 | posted on: 05/02/2009

Amateur footage of yesterday's massacre in Amsterdam. Shows the crowd screaming in horror as a deranged man mows through people, killing 5.     more

(72) | category: Shocking | views: 85471 | posted on: 05/02/2009

More amateur footage shows closeup footage of the massacre in Amsterdam. Pools of blood flow from the poor vicitms.     more

(68) | category: Shocking | views: 68219 | posted on: 05/02/2009

Get these mother fucking drunks off my mother fuckin bus! Drunks On a Bus, coming to theaters this summer.     more

(68) | category: Funny | views: 51140 | posted on: 05/02/2009

A deranged man plowed through a crowd of people this morning, killing five injuring dozens, during an attempted attack on the Dutch Royal family.     more

(144) | category: Shocking | views: 84321 | posted on: 05/01/2009

As you'll see here, in the Afghani version of The Matrix, Neo is much less exciting.     more

(130) | category: Shocking | views: 128238 | posted on: 05/01/2009

It's not like we hire PHDs to drive our public buses, so this shouldn't be that surprising.     more

(92) | category: Accidents | views: 64366 | posted on: 05/01/2009

There's nothing more annoying than listening to someone vicariously live through someone else's fight. The cameraman wails like a cactus was shoved up his urethra.     more

(84) | category: Fights | views: 72420 | posted on: 05/01/2009

I thought you were supposed to use your hands in soccer, I want to see some kicks!     more

(65) | category: Fights | views: 37845 | posted on: 05/01/2009

He's not fast, but he’s probably furious.     more

(87) | category: Funny | views: 101919 | posted on: 05/01/2009

I'm pretty sure that kid just got 40 acres and a mules worth of pounding in his face.     more

(144) | category: Fights | views: 100709 | posted on: 05/01/2009

China has over a billion people, which means there's always another sweet-faced girl to smack the shit out of.     more

(137) | category: Shocking | views: 436434 | posted on: 04/30/2009