Take this for what it’s worth but I don’t think anyone in history has ever snapped their leg baking brownies or basting a turkey…Just saying…     more

(61) | category: Accidents | views: 41962 | posted on: 09/26/2008

Sometimes I confuse other people's faces for salads that just need a little more seasoning. And I also like to punch salads because they are gay.     more

(81) | category: Shocking | views: 29274 | posted on: 09/26/2008

A girl in a tiny thong with a perfect ass plays guitar hero while her heroic boyfriend films from behind.     more

(43) | category: Sexy | views: 60142 | posted on: 09/26/2008

A group of honor roll students have a lively debate over our economic crisis and whether or not we need the $700 billion bailout...Oh wait no it's just a group of skanks being skanky.     more

(115) | category: Fights | views: 97212 | posted on: 09/25/2008

When the stadium decided to switch to Ice Beer all hell broke loose.     more

(68) | category: Fights | views: 34709 | posted on: 09/25/2008

Cell phone footage records a large crowd of revelers celebrating Mexican Independence day when two live grenades are set off right in the middle of the festivities.     more

(123) | category: Shocking | views: 47665 | posted on: 09/25/2008

Women in the workplace causes nothing but trouble. The only down side of keeping women in the kitchen is that if you criticize their cooking they are surrounded by knives and various other sharp objects to attack with so just smile and tell her the meat loaf is great!     more

(97) | category: Cool | views: 41309 | posted on: 09/25/2008

When wakeboarding I prefer good old fashion boats and water. Why re-invent the wheel?     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 39166 | posted on: 09/25/2008

After his TV show got canceled and times got rough Winnie the Pooh turned to a life of crime to feed that honey addiction.     more

(63) | category: Funny | views: 29907 | posted on: 09/25/2008

I blame that lying bastard John Denver for planting so many goddamn trees every where. We get it you liked trees!     more

(37) | category: Funny | views: 17548 | posted on: 09/25/2008

When your Friday night consists of fighting your shirtless buddies in a basement it's probably time to lower your standards and ask that fat chick in school to a movie.     more

(68) | category: Funny | views: 51535 | posted on: 09/25/2008

A police dashcam captures the aftermath of the plane crash that killed several people and left Travis Barker and DJ AM in critical conditions. In this footage you can hear barker writhing in pain from the burns on 60 percent of his body.     more

(92) | category: Accidents | views: 61496 | posted on: 09/24/2008

In his drunken stupor I think he confused his wife with a big fat smelly trashcan so you can understand his mistake.     more

(140) | category: Fights | views: 183335 | posted on: 09/24/2008

This is what happens when Rosie O'Donnell orders rush delivery of a her nightly supply of cookie dough ice cream.     more

(61) | category: Bizarre | views: 46565 | posted on: 09/24/2008

Is there anything more embarrassing than getting your ass kicked when you're the one holding a weapon?     more

(62) | category: Fights | views: 59224 | posted on: 09/24/2008