I think they're both gonna have to face the fact that being professional acrobats is just never gonna happen.     more

(46) | category: Funny | views: 29106 | posted on: 09/22/2008

Warning: Michael Bolton CDs have a tendency to spontaneously erupt in flames if they aren't properly disposed of in a timely manner.     more

(64) | category: Bizarre | views: 23046 | posted on: 09/22/2008

And this years award for drunk redneck father of the year goes to...     more

(68) | category: Funny | views: 43615 | posted on: 09/22/2008

After watching this match all the men in the crowd smoked a cigarette and suddenly remembered they had somewhere they had to be.     more

(93) | category: Cool | views: 75364 | posted on: 09/22/2008

Have you ever seen what happens when you burn mercury? It's much cooler than I ever would have guessed.     more

(124) | category: Cool | views: 86527 | posted on: 09/22/2008

Every time donuts go on sale something like this happens.     more

(46) | category: Accidents | views: 51149 | posted on: 09/22/2008

Judging by the look on his face I'd say the suspect was pretty shocked that he was being arrested.     more

(124) | category: Shocking | views: 42471 | posted on: 09/22/2008

More proof that listening to emo music can get you hurt.     more

(86) | category: Shocking | views: 51483 | posted on: 09/21/2008

Apparently there is an "i" in team. A black eye.     more

(59) | category: Cool | views: 27922 | posted on: 09/21/2008

Ever wonder what the world's best ass looks like? I did my best to chop out the parts where they showed dudes...     more

(69) | category: Cool | views: 56786 | posted on: 09/21/2008

After years of being the backup his left hand is finally gonna get in the game.     more

(33) | category: Accidents | views: 18097 | posted on: 09/21/2008

Black shirt vs blue shirt leaves kid black and blue.     more

(56) | category: Fights | views: 70070 | posted on: 09/21/2008

Apparently this ninja's only weakness is stairs.     more

(33) | category: Funny | views: 25939 | posted on: 09/21/2008

In retrospect this was not the most efficient way to tear down a tree.     more

(45) | category: Funny | views: 27659 | posted on: 09/21/2008

I hope he wore his padded doo-rag that day.     more

(151) | category: Fights | views: 132758 | posted on: 09/20/2008