In his drunken stupor I think he confused his wife with a big fat smelly trashcan so you can understand his mistake.     more

(140) | category: Fights | views: 183426 | posted on: 09/24/2008

This is what happens when Rosie O'Donnell orders rush delivery of a her nightly supply of cookie dough ice cream.     more

(61) | category: Bizarre | views: 46612 | posted on: 09/24/2008

Is there anything more embarrassing than getting your ass kicked when you're the one holding a weapon?     more

(62) | category: Fights | views: 59248 | posted on: 09/24/2008

Cops are searching for British teens who filmed themselves pranking neighbors and strangers by pointing a real AK-47 and shouting I will kill you all!     more

(65) | category: Shocking | views: 50343 | posted on: 09/24/2008

Wait so a woman owns that car? She probably spilled sugar in the gas tank when she tried to eat donuts and fill up at the same time.     more

(47) | category: Cool | views: 41115 | posted on: 09/24/2008

This is what happens when police officers play too much grand theft auto.     more

(76) | category: Accidents | views: 35214 | posted on: 09/24/2008

If gas prices stay really high we can always tap an inexhaustible natural energy resource: Frat guys who just finished a bean and cheese burrito eating contest.     more

(80) | category: Funny | views: 67915 | posted on: 09/24/2008

I dont think that girl was expecting much of a fight but as her head was getting pounded into the concrete I'm pretty sure the seriousness of the situation started to sink in.     more

(91) | category: Shocking | views: 94004 | posted on: 09/23/2008

After enough kids pee in your lap pretty much anyone is bound to snap.     more

(126) | category: Funny | views: 44824 | posted on: 09/23/2008

This injury ruined his chances at ever being a professional soccer player so he'll most likely end up doing scat porn like everyone else in Germany.     more

(72) | category: Bizarre | views: 55776 | posted on: 09/23/2008

This video doesn't exactly encourage me to start helping old ladies cross the street.     more

(52) | category: Accidents | views: 31399 | posted on: 09/23/2008

I think the suspect was so drunk he mistook his sphincter for an afterburner that would propel him over that fence.     more

(78) | category: Funny | views: 78849 | posted on: 09/23/2008

For once in his life Bob made in a mess in some place other than his pants after he came to work 15 beers deep.     more

(64) | category: Accidents | views: 41236 | posted on: 09/23/2008

The wheels on the bus go round and round right over your kid.     more

(61) | category: Shocking | views: 60692 | posted on: 09/23/2008

Now that would be an impressive way to light a cigarette for a girl.     more

(112) | category: Cool | views: 60160 | posted on: 09/23/2008