I guess his joke about liking to eat Thai didn't go over so well.     more

(105) | category: Fights | views: 31393 | posted on: 11/03/2009

The owner of the car was insured for dicks stuck in the exhaust pipe and tits smashed on the windshield, but he never thought he'd encounter Ass-Smashed Glass.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 16961 | posted on: 11/03/2009

Wait, Mallory! I've got something you can clean your mouth out with!     more

(45) | category: Sexy | views: 44385 | posted on: 11/03/2009

You know what would make digging those guys out of that mountain of boxes a little easier? Forklifts!     more

(127) | category: Funny | views: 37774 | posted on: 11/02/2009

How many of these senseless accidents must happen before people realize you shouldn't drink and get flu shots?     more

(86) | category: Accidents | views: 45067 | posted on: 11/02/2009

I bet this country's grooms must dread the wedding tradition of smashing your fist in the groom's face.     more

(110) | category: Fights | views: 63801 | posted on: 11/02/2009

You know the director was really embarrassed after complaining that that wasn't in the script.     more

(155) | category: Bizarre | views: 59794 | posted on: 11/02/2009

It's a fight over moped riding, and it includes old men, scrappy women, bats, and tennis racquets. Everyone should get arrested on Felony Ridiculousness.     more

(98) | category: Fights | views: 43189 | posted on: 11/02/2009

The punishment is a little harsh, but, seriously, folks have got to learn not to pee in the ocean.     more

(82) | category: Shocking | views: 54485 | posted on: 11/02/2009

If you can flame-broil your friend and get away with it, your friendship will last the ages. And you have very stupid friends.     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 26048 | posted on: 11/02/2009

This murderer and kidnapper falls to his knees after getting drilled in the head with a sniper's bullet.     more

(73) | category: Shocking | views: 46612 | posted on: 11/02/2009

Is there anyone who wouldn't be the geek in her pink?     more

(48) | category: Sexy | views: 28911 | posted on: 11/02/2009

Apparently in Naples Italy loitering is a much worse crime than in the US.     more

(215) | category: Shocking | views: 146205 | posted on: 10/30/2009

This is just another case of Be Careful What You Ask For. He asked for a tip and he got one!     more

(111) | category: Accidents | views: 60506 | posted on: 10/30/2009

Where were these kinds of protests when Hitler sauntered into France and took over the whole country with less resistance than a drunk fat chick at a football party?     more

(138) | category: Shocking | views: 53121 | posted on: 10/30/2009