We regret to inform you that your windshield is broken because your sons are retards.     more

(46) | category: Funny | views: 33247 | posted on: 09/14/2008

Wow England isn't nearly as much fun as I imagined, I always pictured people getting into fights at pubs and drinking till you puke. Not running around in dorms with a bunch of fat chicks...     more

(64) | category: Funny | views: 34508 | posted on: 09/14/2008

When your purse holds a newly purchased copy of Grey's Anatomy season three then you do not let it go without a fight.     more

(92) | category: Shocking | views: 44208 | posted on: 09/13/2008

Unfortunately the driver was fine and all the kids had already exited the school bus.     more

(46) | category: Accidents | views: 37668 | posted on: 09/13/2008

The really fun stunt is take a cat and a dog put them in the drum together then send it down the hill.     more

(66) | category: Accidents | views: 42406 | posted on: 09/13/2008

This guy is doing his impression of every girl who ever woke up in his bed the next morning.     more

(39) | category: Funny | views: 20613 | posted on: 09/13/2008

Thanks for visiting the zoo here's an extra special souvenir that your kids will cherish forever.     more

(63) | category: Funny | views: 84747 | posted on: 09/13/2008

Definitely not the right dog to try the peanut butter trick with.     more

(55) | category: Funny | views: 46746 | posted on: 09/13/2008

Not only does he break his leg but I'm pretty sure he now has AIDS.     more

(45) | category: Funny | views: 40807 | posted on: 09/13/2008

If that kangaroo had been sober it would have been a much more fair fight.     more

(283) | category: Shocking | views: 115296 | posted on: 09/12/2008

I think it's plain to see that steroid use as become an epidemic in high school baseball.     more

(76) | category: Fights | views: 62118 | posted on: 09/12/2008

Tragically this accident left four riders paralyzed for life.     more

(93) | category: Accidents | views: 34038 | posted on: 09/12/2008

Somebody get that kid some advil and a change of underwear.     more

(58) | category: Fights | views: 70599 | posted on: 09/12/2008

No shirt, no helmet, no brain...no future so it's all good.     more

(54) | category: Accidents | views: 28285 | posted on: 09/12/2008

In Albania it's considered a sex crime, in Japan it's considered high quality porno.     more

(72) | category: Shocking | views: 208995 | posted on: 09/12/2008