He exploded off the line like a rocket ship. Unfortunately it was more like The Challenger.     more

(53) | category: Bizarre | views: 34606 | posted on: 09/12/2008

Ohhh that's in the drink, gonna be at least a two stroke penalty.     more

(50) | category: Accidents | views: 31170 | posted on: 09/12/2008

Murphy's law states that every time you get your car washed the next day it will either rain or some fat kid will faceplant on your windshield.     more

(47) | category: Funny | views: 41322 | posted on: 09/12/2008

Mess with the bull you get slammed face first into a metal gate.     more

(88) | category: Shocking | views: 38955 | posted on: 09/11/2008

The same thing happens to me every time I eat Taco Bell gorditas.     more

(130) | category: Bizarre | views: 130610 | posted on: 09/11/2008

Calling the sport Freerunning doesn't really fit if you end up with $3000 worth of dental bills.     more

(64) | category: Funny | views: 40553 | posted on: 09/11/2008

When gas only costs 3 cents a gallon you can afford to do stupid stunts playing chicken on giant sand dune.     more

(104) | category: Accidents | views: 53050 | posted on: 09/11/2008

Mr. Deville I'm ready for my closeup.     more

(53) | category: Accidents | views: 34212 | posted on: 09/11/2008

The fact that the car he hit was filled with anger management patients just proved that Alan really did have the worst luck in the world.     more

(41) | category: Fights | views: 40665 | posted on: 09/11/2008

There was a subway right down the street from me at college and I can attest to the fact that after enough 6 inch turkey sandwiches anyone will go this crazy.     more

(82) | category: Funny | views: 33574 | posted on: 09/11/2008

Some people lose their virginity under the bleachers, this guy loses his capacity to read write and do math. I'm guessing it wasn't a big loss.     more

(41) | category: Funny | views: 27427 | posted on: 09/11/2008

When you live in a town with a population of 18 it's either fight for the last single boy or end up marrying a donkey.     more

(46) | category: Shocking | views: 27055 | posted on: 09/11/2008

Every time I get that hammered it leaves me with a pounding headache the whole next day.     more

(94) | category: Shocking | views: 68084 | posted on: 09/10/2008

I think it's ok to make the broad generalization that men who carry AK 47s everywhere they go don't love being criticized.     more

(66) | category: Shocking | views: 65276 | posted on: 09/10/2008

Finally some concrete evidence that Asian kids really should stick to doing math and customizing hondas and leave the fighting to everyone else.     more

(66) | category: Fights | views: 72437 | posted on: 09/10/2008