Is there anything a fat woman can't ruin?     more

(109) | category: Funny | views: 57684 | posted on: 09/02/2008

If that little guy had stuck the landing he might have actually gotten a medal at the first ever squirrel Olympics.     more

(133) | category: Funny | views: 80963 | posted on: 09/01/2008

All those ninja classes finally are starting to pay off!     more

(92) | category: Fights | views: 90528 | posted on: 09/01/2008

Man I feel bad for the guy who ends up marrying this annoying drunk bitch. If she takes on three cops like that imagine trying to argue with her about the dishes?     more

(96) | category: Fights | views: 205294 | posted on: 09/01/2008

This is exactly how Oprah should have dealt with that little fruitbag Tom Cruise.     more

(104) | category: Funny | views: 87749 | posted on: 09/01/2008

I hope she's a strong head of state.     more

(54) | category: Funny | views: 23107 | posted on: 09/01/2008

Never ask Macgyver how to stop a runny nose.     more

(64) | category: Cool | views: 47412 | posted on: 09/01/2008

It's good to see an Arab guy mounting something other than a sheep for once.     more

(65) | category: Funny | views: 18780 | posted on: 09/01/2008

No visit to San Francisco is complete without eating some Ricearoni and witnessing a man jump off the Golden Gate Bridge only to survive then struggle in the current until he gets rescued.     more

(53) | category: Shocking | views: 50614 | posted on: 09/01/2008

In case you ever wondered rattlesnakes are NOT bullet proof.     more

(139) | category: Cool | views: 109041 | posted on: 09/01/2008

Apparently scissor beats human skull. Human Skull still beats paper though.     more

(68) | category: Cool | views: 61704 | posted on: 08/31/2008

I make the same noise every time a girl makes me watch an episode of sex and the city.     more

(59) | category: Fights | views: 45732 | posted on: 08/31/2008

Years from now he will bring his sister's children to this exact spot and explain to them why they don't have any cousins and why his voice is so high.     more

(27) | category: Funny | views: 26306 | posted on: 08/31/2008

You know I don't think anyone has ever been hurt by a spatula or laundry detergent. Think about it...     more

(75) | category: Funny | views: 57984 | posted on: 08/31/2008

I guess they couldn't get out that white stain on the back of her favorite blue dress.     more

(43) | category: Accidents | views: 17893 | posted on: 08/31/2008