Mess with a bull and you get a wheelchair for life.     more

(103) | category: Funny | views: 46774 | posted on: 09/08/2008

Whoever they are fighting over must give ridiculously awesome foot rubs.     more

(103) | category: Fights | views: 90556 | posted on: 09/08/2008

This is exactly why I never walk anywhere. Screw the environment.     more

(50) | category: Accidents | views: 43487 | posted on: 09/08/2008

If I could learn how to do this at a bar I'd finally get that threesome I've always wanted.     more

(87) | category: Cool | views: 127184 | posted on: 09/08/2008

I think it's time to branch out and get some new hobbies.     more

(67) | category: Funny | views: 31414 | posted on: 09/08/2008

Somewhere a dentist is smiling a great big pearly toothed smile.     more

(57) | category: Funny | views: 24055 | posted on: 09/08/2008

Apparently he had just finished telling a group of friends that he was no longer a virgin...     more

(131) | category: Funny | views: 42856 | posted on: 09/08/2008

Wow the Hanna Montana fan club initiation is getting really intense.     more

(35) | category: Fights | views: 18105 | posted on: 09/08/2008

I once had to eat all my food through a straw for a month, not because I hurt my jaw I was just too lazy to do the dishes.     more

(39) | category: Accidents | views: 23964 | posted on: 09/08/2008

With the whole green movement sweeping the world BUI related injuries have skyrocketed.     more

(58) | category: Funny | views: 29820 | posted on: 09/07/2008

Is that the number 9 to comaville?     more

(73) | category: Shocking | views: 35841 | posted on: 09/07/2008

Actually I ordered the 6 inch dirt sandwich and this is clearly a foot long.     more

(41) | category: Accidents | views: 22862 | posted on: 09/07/2008

Man that must be a drag...     more

(73) | category: Accidents | views: 67807 | posted on: 09/07/2008

Ironically both girls were on the way to audition for the next season of Flavor of Love but this skirmish made them 30 minutes late and VH1 had already found enough skanky slut bitches.     more

(44) | category: Fights | views: 29716 | posted on: 09/07/2008

On the bright side he can throw that tool belt away because now he has 8 new places to hold dirty brushes!     more

(65) | category: Bizarre | views: 44974 | posted on: 09/07/2008