Sometime before he got pregnant with quintuplets, those pants actually fit him.     more

(90) | category: Funny | views: 48141 | posted on: 05/15/2008

Stop resisting. Everything in prison is free.     more

(56) | category: Cool | views: 46209 | posted on: 05/15/2008

She looks slightly like she would marry her own dad or at least give him a blowjob. So this outcome is no surprise.     more

(132) | category: Accidents | views: 79711 | posted on: 05/14/2008

Jennifer Lopez has really gone downhill since her 11th marriage.     more

(99) | category: Bizarre | views: 90896 | posted on: 05/14/2008

Yeah, but does your nutsack know Taekwondo? Guess not.     more

(101) | category: Funny | views: 93759 | posted on: 05/14/2008

Much like lion photographers that get eaten, they deserved this.     more

(112) | category: Bizarre | views: 115037 | posted on: 05/14/2008

C'mon Sue, act professional, you fucking bitch.     more

(86) | category: Funny | views: 55074 | posted on: 05/14/2008

It was a shame when they later discovered two naked 16 year olds in the backseat. But abstinence lol'd.     more

(53) | category: Cool | views: 31341 | posted on: 05/14/2008

Just when you're about to sink your teeth into a $5 foot long, some hoodlum shows up. Probably from Quiznos.     more

(91) | category: Fights | views: 40247 | posted on: 05/14/2008

If you make over $12k/year in Russia, a hitman automatically kills you.     more

(60) | category: Shocking | views: 66944 | posted on: 05/14/2008