After a while most rich people just assume the whole world is waiting to get out of their way.     more

(36) | category: Funny | views: 27385 | posted on: 08/27/2008

This is the main drawback of building bike ramps out of discarded fudgie the whale boxes.     more

(45) | category: Funny | views: 21600 | posted on: 08/27/2008

In hindsight the truck driver probably could have waited to answer that text about Megan Fox being hotter than Jessica Biel.     more

(115) | category: Cool | views: 107697 | posted on: 08/26/2008

Who the hell put an electricity pole in the middle of our street tubing course!     more

(89) | category: Funny | views: 82296 | posted on: 08/26/2008

Every time this happens he turns into a real bitch for 3 days and only wants to eat cookie dough ice cream and watch Gossip Girls.     more

(61) | category: Cool | views: 44747 | posted on: 08/26/2008

In Russia drunk head on collision ejection is a national pastime. That's what Billy Joel is always training for.     more

(55) | category: Accidents | views: 49442 | posted on: 08/26/2008

If you're gonna pick a car to have a head on collision with Ambulance is better than Oscar Meier wiener mobile.     more

(68) | category: Accidents | views: 54724 | posted on: 08/26/2008

Jim came within an inch of realizing his dream of being one of those smashed novelty pennies you buy at theme parks.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 62160 | posted on: 08/26/2008

A fight over a girl results in two douchebags having a slapfight in the kitchen. Why dont these pussies just freaking hit each other like men already?     more

(110) | category: Fights | views: 96561 | posted on: 08/26/2008

What he didn't realize is that dirt sandwiches half off on Tuesdays. A lesson he will not soon forget.     more

(36) | category: Funny | views: 30364 | posted on: 08/26/2008

The only excuse that would make any sense is that she realized the oven at home was still on and her pies were about to burn.     more

(61) | category: Funny | views: 31827 | posted on: 08/26/2008

Remind me to try this next time I go to a full service gas station.     more

(53) | category: Accidents | views: 45245 | posted on: 08/25/2008

Now at Walmart falling prices aren't the only thing you have to look out for.     more

(78) | category: Accidents | views: 50298 | posted on: 08/25/2008

Not only is this kid a bad skater he must also be a liar because he pants are quite clearly on fire.     more

(113) | category: Funny | views: 40238 | posted on: 08/25/2008

Afterwards the whole team was called in to change a broken light bulb... It took 2 days.     more

(82) | category: Shocking | views: 51882 | posted on: 08/25/2008