Who would have predicted that jumping off the side of a mountain wearing little more than a customized hefty bag would turn out to be a bad idea?     more

(72) | category: Accidents | views: 45888 | posted on: 09/05/2008

Probably not the last time she'll be left gagging after falling into something face first.     more

(81) | category: Funny | views: 46876 | posted on: 09/05/2008

I react the same way every time I find myself in a Pottery Barn.     more

(101) | category: Funny | views: 47720 | posted on: 09/05/2008

We all get annoyed when we see a cop giving a BS speeding ticket, but try and resist the urge to drive offroad and hit him with your car. It's not worth the insurance bump.     more

(55) | category: Accidents | views: 30623 | posted on: 09/05/2008

Did you know that car goes from 0 to douchebag in 1.8 seconds? And it has leather seats standard!     more

(80) | category: Accidents | views: 69145 | posted on: 09/05/2008

This is the first time in history where a person in camouflage cargo shorts has ever looked cooler than someone else.     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 44217 | posted on: 09/05/2008

If this kid doesn't get to second base with every girl in his class by tomorrow then middle school isn't what it used to be.     more

(133) | category: Fights | views: 152763 | posted on: 09/04/2008

Is semen flammable? Because that would explain why this little queer practically burned his entire face off.     more

(84) | category: Funny | views: 48282 | posted on: 09/04/2008

Now I understand why they call them bouncers!     more

(42) | category: Cool | views: 45638 | posted on: 09/04/2008

A fruity skater in tight pants and a whiny crybaby attempt to form into one whole man by colliding together at full speed. Their experiment fails miserably.     more

(59) | category: Funny | views: 28769 | posted on: 09/04/2008

He started off with confidence, got a little shaky in the middle, was thrown off a couple times but still managed a strong finish in under 8 seconds. Just like when I lost my virginity.     more

(52) | category: Funny | views: 55630 | posted on: 09/04/2008

Every year the football team convinces Forest Gump that the end zone has been extended down to the creek and every year the lovable little retard falls for it.     more

(43) | category: Funny | views: 30899 | posted on: 09/04/2008

One thing I've learned in life is you never fight crazy because crazy never knows when to quit and usually can't feel pain. I think that goes double for crazy and on crack.     more

(78) | category: Fights | views: 70325 | posted on: 09/04/2008

The most extreme sport this guy should be participating in is Magic the Gathering.     more

(28) | category: Accidents | views: 24302 | posted on: 09/04/2008

Paul finally has am opportunity to be a hero but is immediately reminded why he became a rentacop in the first place. He is a retard.     more

(94) | category: Funny | views: 46123 | posted on: 09/03/2008