Some kids were just born to do arts and crafts. No shame in that.     more

(91) | category: Fights | views: 56182 | posted on: 11/19/2009

I've had the same look on my face some mornings after rolling over.     more

(76) | category: Fights | views: 39839 | posted on: 11/19/2009

Drunk retarded meat heads do not require keys to gain entrance to a car.     more

(100) | category: Bizarre | views: 31213 | posted on: 11/19/2009

She's not the only one oiling up right now...     more

(52) | category: Sexy | views: 59992 | posted on: 11/19/2009

A riot in China resulted in severe beatings in the streets. The Chinese government is understandably upset since none of the participants in the riots applied for a permit first.     more

(102) | category: Shocking | views: 42592 | posted on: 11/18/2009

When the police department analyzes what went wrong with this, the first thing they're going to have to look at is the lack of fake moustaches and headbands used in this operation.     more

(72) | category: Fights | views: 54936 | posted on: 11/18/2009

This no-holds-barred, falls count anywhere grudge match is brought to you by Rap Music. Rap Music: Spurring violent confrontations since 1978.     more

(73) | category: Fights | views: 26207 | posted on: 11/18/2009

In this case, it's a sucker punch because a sucker got punched. How did he not see that punch coming two blocks and two hundred pounds away?     more

(76) | category: Fights | views: 75379 | posted on: 11/18/2009

Wait, what? You're trying to knock me out? But I'm trying to knock you out!     more

(53) | category: Funny | views: 38245 | posted on: 11/18/2009

And this kid's quest to be a lifelong embarrassment to his dad continues.     more

(60) | category: Funny | views: 31119 | posted on: 11/18/2009

For the love of humanity, I hope they were celebrating getting vasectomies.     more

(48) | category: Funny | views: 28649 | posted on: 11/18/2009

It's never the young black males who resist. They know what time it is. It's the middle-aged white women you've gotta look out for.     more

(78) | category: Shocking | views: 31357 | posted on: 11/18/2009

Staring at Jessica Burciaga's golden body, I can understand why the value of gold keeps rising.... and that's not the only thing that's rising.     more

(42) | category: Sexy | views: 26612 | posted on: 11/18/2009

When they exchanged insurance information, the Bedouins just gave the guy a turban with the word "oops" scrawled on it in Arabic.     more

(114) | category: Accidents | views: 45493 | posted on: 11/17/2009

Unfortunately for the reporter, this is just part of the Anaconda's five part series on the squeeze being put on today's journalists.     more

(139) | category: Shocking | views: 108814 | posted on: 11/17/2009