Asked if he missed his nuts, he replied "Fuck no, I landed right on them!"     more

(66) | category: Accidents | views: 17763 | posted on: 11/10/2009

The only way this could've worked better is if it were safely secured around the person's neck.     more

(107) | category: Accidents | views: 61540 | posted on: 11/09/2009

Women completely lose their minds trying to be the first in line at a shoe store.     more

(116) | category: Accidents | views: 88315 | posted on: 11/06/2009

This is taking the term crotch rocket to a whole new level.     more

(91) | category: Accidents | views: 70173 | posted on: 11/06/2009

In his defense, I think any one of us would have an equally tough time following straight lines after downing a gallon of vodka for breakfast.     more

(52) | category: Accidents | views: 39796 | posted on: 11/06/2009

The "ride into a wall" part was probably a dare, and the "half naked" part is probably just how he rolls.     more

(96) | category: Accidents | views: 42232 | posted on: 11/05/2009

It looks like someone turned "Final Destination" into a reality show.     more

(72) | category: Accidents | views: 39378 | posted on: 11/05/2009

The driver who caused the accident was clearly confused. A siren on the ambulance means slow down but a yellow light at the intersection means speed up. It was a tough call!     more

(56) | category: Accidents | views: 21473 | posted on: 11/05/2009

You never really forget your first crash. Unless you immediately get plowed over by another motorcycle.     more

(65) | category: Accidents | views: 23182 | posted on: 11/03/2009

How many of these senseless accidents must happen before people realize you shouldn't drink and get flu shots?     more

(82) | category: Accidents | views: 50511 | posted on: 11/02/2009

This is just another case of Be Careful What You Ask For. He asked for a tip and he got one!     more

(109) | category: Accidents | views: 64563 | posted on: 10/30/2009

It's OK, folks. It's OK. He was just in the reserves.     more

(108) | category: Accidents | views: 43426 | posted on: 10/29/2009

... And now the first ten rows are handicapped seating.     more

(95) | category: Accidents | views: 59377 | posted on: 10/29/2009

Wow, her head seriously plunged up her ass on this faceplant.     more

(80) | category: Accidents | views: 55748 | posted on: 10/28/2009

Not only did he lose the race, but he probably killed a guy. It is not his day.     more

(84) | category: Accidents | views: 38973 | posted on: 10/28/2009