Get up, sissy. You still have another leg.     more

(7) | category: Accidents | views: 31937 | posted on: 05/05/2006

If he had listened to his mother and drank more white milk, maybe his leg wouldn't have a brand new joint.      more

(11) | category: Accidents | views: 92440 | posted on: 05/04/2006

In yet another battle of epic proportions, a kid's rib cage takes on a bench. I'll give you a hint: the bench is fine.     more

(6) | category: Accidents | views: 17639 | posted on: 05/04/2006

While this news dude is talking about how bad the intersection is, a huge crash happens right behind him, sending car parts and irony all over the highway.     more

(9) | category: Accidents | views: 30962 | posted on: 05/04/2006

A fat kid impresses us with his leap onto this trampoline, but if I learned anything from Rudolph, Bumbles Bounce! Fat man comes crashing down.     more

(13) | category: Accidents | views: 19735 | posted on: 05/03/2006

When someone tries to show off and they end up humiliating themselves, it's always fun to point and laugh.     more

(6) | category: Accidents | views: 32354 | posted on: 05/03/2006

Ever wonder what it would look like if your knees bent the other way? This guy was nice enough to show us. Disgusting.     more

(10) | category: Accidents | views: 36490 | posted on: 05/02/2006

How does a good goalie stop an incoming player? With a big boot to the face, of course.     more

(9) | category: Accidents | views: 30185 | posted on: 05/02/2006

Unable to stop himself, this snowboarder tumbles down the mountain smashing his face off of rocks and bending his bones in ways bones aren't supposed to bend.     more

(12) | category: Accidents | views: 16284 | posted on: 05/02/2006

Nice backflip, but it could definitely use some work on its landing.      more

(9) | category: Accidents | views: 29872 | posted on: 05/01/2006

There have been thousands of cases of people shooting themselves in the foot to get out of the military over the years. But this guy's just an idiot who does it on accident.     more

(16) | category: Accidents | views: 47269 | posted on: 05/01/2006

A 15 year old diver goes into serious convulsions after his head collides with the diving board. Ouch, not good.     more

(11) | category: Accidents | views: 35192 | posted on: 04/30/2006

Proving he is twice as stupid as we all thought, he stupidly catches his head on fire two times rather than one...which would've been pretty stupid as well.     more

(12) | category: Accidents | views: 18326 | posted on: 04/30/2006

It looks like Fisher Price built this thing when it lands. The tail falls right off.     more

(13) | category: Accidents | views: 34233 | posted on: 04/30/2006

There's nothing quite like a friendly boxing match in the basement ending with one friend KO'ing the other.      more

(9) | category: Accidents | views: 26972 | posted on: 04/30/2006