"This is Onstar. Your car appears to be airborne and sailing toward a fan. Are you OK?"     more

(71) | category: Accidents | views: 32556 | posted on: 10/27/2009

It was after the eighth bottle of Jim Beam cracked her on the head that she realized she might have a little drinking problem.     more

(167) | category: Accidents | views: 100522 | posted on: 10/26/2009

When you're hauling a big tank full of fire, you've gotta expect things like this to happen.     more

(77) | category: Accidents | views: 38410 | posted on: 10/26/2009

This was really this guy's way of saying "Fuck you for NOT driving an elite luxury SUV!"     more

(73) | category: Accidents | views: 34599 | posted on: 10/26/2009

He always claimed he wouldn't be caught dead at Hot Topic. Once he falls through, though, that promise is null and void.     more

(77) | category: Accidents | views: 38714 | posted on: 10/26/2009

He couldn't see his life flash before his eyes because the asphalt got in the way.     more

(104) | category: Accidents | views: 54453 | posted on: 10/23/2009

This is why you shouldn't squint and drive.     more

(103) | category: Accidents | views: 94001 | posted on: 10/23/2009

After you've created a fiery inferno, sometimes you just need a moment to sit and think.     more

(78) | category: Accidents | views: 19901 | posted on: 10/23/2009

It seems callous, but in their defense, the job of the bystander is to stand by!     more

(89) | category: Accidents | views: 45155 | posted on: 10/22/2009

The unsung hero in this video is the street, which was there to catch the passengers as they went sailing out of their car. Good looking out, street!     more

(79) | category: Accidents | views: 54881 | posted on: 10/22/2009

You're supposed to dodge, Viper!     more

(93) | category: Accidents | views: 83839 | posted on: 10/22/2009

His lawyer is working on his "But those pretzels looked so good" defense right now.     more

(126) | category: Accidents | views: 24977 | posted on: 10/21/2009

Well, since they were working in a grocery store, we can be pretty sure it wasn't the ladder of success they were climbing.     more

(67) | category: Accidents | views: 23565 | posted on: 10/21/2009

Crouched on the ground, holding your slightly fractured skull together....That's Russian All-State's stance.     more

(88) | category: Accidents | views: 34782 | posted on: 10/20/2009

The lucky bastard in the crosswalk may have escaped death, but the driver of that car is sitting in his trunk now.     more

(80) | category: Accidents | views: 65290 | posted on: 10/20/2009