This guy also tried to overdose on placebos, hang himself with a belt still looped in his pants, and shoot himself with a cap gun.     more

(85) | category: Bizarre | views: 57967 | posted on: 08/13/2009

This guy needs a bucket of water and a swift kick in the ass.     more

(92) | category: Bizarre | views: 25702 | posted on: 08/13/2009

This guy is gonna need some pepto and a breath mint stat.     more

(104) | category: Bizarre | views: 41186 | posted on: 08/10/2009

This is either a horrible accident, or an excellent impression of a scared ostrich.     more

(231) | category: Bizarre | views: 195728 | posted on: 08/08/2009

I don't think this is what he meant by, "smoke break."     more

(91) | category: Bizarre | views: 65303 | posted on: 08/05/2009

Getting high on a school bus is one thing, but I don't think I ever got this far off the ground.     more

(113) | category: Bizarre | views: 66387 | posted on: 08/05/2009

Ohhh, so THAT'S how they make double cheeseburgers.     more

(131) | category: Bizarre | views: 50086 | posted on: 08/03/2009

If he can sit on his nutsack like it's a beanbag, I sit on my balls like they're a La-Z-Boy.     more

(187) | category: Bizarre | views: 216576 | posted on: 08/03/2009

Thanks, internet. I didn't have enough nightmares.     more

(111) | category: Bizarre | views: 56741 | posted on: 07/31/2009

I've been drunk enough to not know where scrapes and bruises came from, but this is ridiculous.     more

(89) | category: Bizarre | views: 61980 | posted on: 07/27/2009

If this was my lobby I would be PISSED.     more

(124) | category: Bizarre | views: 164218 | posted on: 07/18/2009

How does she not see him? I'm amazed he gets away with this.     more

(74) | category: Bizarre | views: 24774 | posted on: 07/13/2009

I wish I was there so right as the train was coming I could yell "Heads up!"     more

(110) | category: Bizarre | views: 70343 | posted on: 07/10/2009

Earlier he sneezed while he was kissing his wife and killed her on the spot.     more

(98) | category: Bizarre | views: 59489 | posted on: 07/08/2009

The upside is, at least the truck got unloaded.     more

(79) | category: Bizarre | views: 45926 | posted on: 07/05/2009