Soccer is the only sport capable of such an epic bitch slap like this.     more

(97) | category: Cool | views: 35187 | posted on: 09/16/2009

I always find it funny when I hear dumb women say things like "Oh we should try to save it!" What do they think goes on in the wild?     more

(110) | category: Cool | views: 121696 | posted on: 09/08/2009

Any street cred you gain by running from the cops immediately gets revoked for driving a minivan.     more

(98) | category: Cool | views: 44110 | posted on: 09/05/2009

Breaking footage from the Asian Female Off Road Rally at Lillith Fair.     more

(60) | category: Cool | views: 37566 | posted on: 09/04/2009

If he had the lube ahead of time, this would have been a smoother entry.     more

(58) | category: Cool | views: 16960 | posted on: 09/04/2009

Having dealt with my fair share of crazy drunk bitches I can only say that these cops did exactly what Ive always done, except I usually pee on them when they're asleep.     more

(130) | category: Cool | views: 58787 | posted on: 09/01/2009

I half expected this dude to sprout fur and howl, until I realized these aren't Teen Wolf bloopers and someone might actually die.     more

(85) | category: Cool | views: 37531 | posted on: 08/26/2009

After neighbors heard about her chicken choking skills, this girl became the most popular farmer's daughter in town.     more

(128) | category: Cool | views: 58753 | posted on: 08/25/2009

Part of me wished the train emptied its septic tank on the kids as it rolled over them.     more

(110) | category: Cool | views: 61094 | posted on: 08/14/2009

This driver leans right harder than Cheney at a peace rally.     more

(63) | category: Cool | views: 32890 | posted on: 08/11/2009

While obviously not in a jam band, this guy might still count as a dead head.     more

(115) | category: Cool | views: 54975 | posted on: 08/08/2009

I hate when I shoot off a payload and it doesn't go well. The last time was a problem for nine months.     more

(92) | category: Cool | views: 68163 | posted on: 07/25/2009

They called this guy the Midget because he had the shortest armed robbery career in history.     more

(101) | category: Cool | views: 71488 | posted on: 07/22/2009

You kill a child and what did you expect? A parade?     more

(175) | category: Cool | views: 117598 | posted on: 07/21/2009

In case you were wondering what a hero looks like...     more

(128) | category: Cool | views: 38534 | posted on: 07/21/2009