Perhaps wearing a bright red shirt to a bull run was a bad idea.     more

(69) | category: Cool | views: 28471 | posted on: 04/24/2009

What a dumbass, he could have seriously damaged that camera.     more

(114) | category: Cool | views: 82853 | posted on: 04/23/2009

Pawn shops have cool stuff like watches, bicycles, and speakers. This robber apparently forgot that they also have guns.     more

(100) | category: Cool | views: 52131 | posted on: 04/13/2009

A better way to get back at your boyfriend for cheating on you with your best friend would be to take out your anger on all his friend's cocks with your mouth. Me first please.     more

(76) | category: Cool | views: 44160 | posted on: 04/09/2009

That's exactly what happens when you put a hungry Rosie O'Donnell around a group of toddlers.     more

(91) | category: Cool | views: 93677 | posted on: 04/09/2009

Wanna take my new car for a spin?     more

(62) | category: Cool | views: 30421 | posted on: 04/09/2009

I dont think they will be needing a receipt.     more

(42) | category: Cool | views: 18959 | posted on: 04/04/2009

Somehow he still lost out on employee of the month to an inanimate carbon ROD!     more

(80) | category: Cool | views: 45644 | posted on: 03/28/2009

Someone obviously learned from the Reginald Denny incident.     more

(99) | category: Cool | views: 167324 | posted on: 03/28/2009

Times are tough and bullets are cheap, feeding and housing a prisoner for life is expensive.     more

(76) | category: Cool | views: 58446 | posted on: 03/27/2009

When this judge says he's gonna pound the gavel, he's actually referring to his right fist.     more

(95) | category: Cool | views: 88026 | posted on: 03/26/2009

There's no escaping the eye in the sky.     more

(112) | category: Cool | views: 59570 | posted on: 03/20/2009

I didn't know Kirstie Alley was such a good swimmer!     more

(83) | category: Cool | views: 54135 | posted on: 03/17/2009

I often dream of biting Vida Guerra's cheeks as she holds me in a head lock.     more

(75) | category: Cool | views: 105043 | posted on: 03/12/2009

This is a pretty accurate depiction of how most of the Taliban spent their last moments on earth.     more

(51) | category: Cool | views: 52063 | posted on: 03/04/2009