You already know the trade-in value on his truck just dropped, but I wonder how much he could get for a crazy bitch?     more

(101) | category: Funny | views: 53311 | posted on: 11/04/2009

This must be the pilot for his reality show: "That's Embarrassing!"     more

(87) | category: Funny | views: 60457 | posted on: 11/03/2009

The owner of the car was insured for dicks stuck in the exhaust pipe and tits smashed on the windshield, but he never thought he'd encounter Ass-Smashed Glass.     more

(61) | category: Funny | views: 23057 | posted on: 11/03/2009

You know what would make digging those guys out of that mountain of boxes a little easier? Forklifts!     more

(131) | category: Funny | views: 43989 | posted on: 11/02/2009

If you can flame-broil your friend and get away with it, your friendship will last the ages. And you have very stupid friends.     more

(74) | category: Funny | views: 32114 | posted on: 11/02/2009

Hey, her Craigslist ad said "Be an animal. Rip my clothes off."     more

(108) | category: Funny | views: 108748 | posted on: 10/29/2009

Congrats, dumbass. Now, not only is your garbage in your yard, but it's also on fire.     more

(76) | category: Funny | views: 48586 | posted on: 10/23/2009

Let's be honest. He was going to end up face down in the street one way or another, tonight.     more

(68) | category: Funny | views: 28673 | posted on: 10/23/2009

Now THAT'S how you win a dance battle.     more

(91) | category: Funny | views: 49425 | posted on: 10/22/2009

The 16th birthday is when the spoiled brat matures into a fucking bitch.     more

(138) | category: Funny | views: 63085 | posted on: 10/21/2009

It's ironic that he misses so few signs because his parents missed all the signs they were raising a sociopath.     more

(69) | category: Funny | views: 24767 | posted on: 10/21/2009

After she faceplanted at the World Championships, the Chinese government gave her a rusty tin medal that they poked in her chest.     more

(86) | category: Funny | views: 49252 | posted on: 10/20/2009

These guys are fighting for the right to bare tits!     more

(103) | category: Funny | views: 184070 | posted on: 10/19/2009

She's cute, she makes a lot of money and she goes down in public. Sign me up for life.     more

(137) | category: Funny | views: 67436 | posted on: 10/16/2009

The ten minutes this drunk asshole spends teeter-tottering around the aisles should make you feel better about the time you got so drunk you peed on your goldfish.     more

(169) | category: Funny | views: 88859 | posted on: 10/15/2009