They really need to stop serving vodka at half time.     more

(81) | category: Funny | views: 52028 | posted on: 09/22/2009

At dance clubs, you only put baby in the corner when she passes out and you're done with her.     more

(110) | category: Funny | views: 299576 | posted on: 09/21/2009

Stiletto heels firm the buttocks, accentuate the calves, and absolutely ruin your chances of ever running again.     more

(100) | category: Funny | views: 80484 | posted on: 09/21/2009

It's a shame that this is what all that oil goes towards.     more

(148) | category: Funny | views: 73131 | posted on: 09/17/2009

After scaling a not-so-great wall, this Mao-sketeer makes a great demo reel for any Asian reality show.     more

(84) | category: Funny | views: 31734 | posted on: 09/17/2009

I don't know if he'll ever forget the taste of sweaty aluminum after that day.     more

(61) | category: Funny | views: 33224 | posted on: 09/17/2009

First the worm, then the macarena, and now, the quadriplegic.     more

(106) | category: Funny | views: 42320 | posted on: 09/16/2009

It's amazing watching something with hundreds of seeds destroy something with millions of seeds.     more

(99) | category: Funny | views: 42337 | posted on: 09/16/2009

This kid's birthday party will ensure he grows up to be a Nothing Toxic forum member.     more

(91) | category: Funny | views: 23997 | posted on: 09/15/2009

Sailing is manly as hell. Once you're alone with two other men, there's swabbing the poop deck, rear admirals, and seamen.     more

(76) | category: Funny | views: 25666 | posted on: 09/15/2009

Alcohol is a great facial cleanser, but I'm pretty sure this guy is using it wrong.     more

(153) | category: Funny | views: 70723 | posted on: 09/14/2009

If Megan Fox and Smeagol had a baby, this would be her.     more

(77) | category: Funny | views: 48295 | posted on: 09/12/2009

This guy takes getting blasted to a whole new level.     more

(125) | category: Funny | views: 82239 | posted on: 09/12/2009

The real tragedy is, when this guy wakes up, he'll still be in a sport that does not matter at all.     more

(124) | category: Funny | views: 38453 | posted on: 09/11/2009

Was this old man scared enough to crap himself? It depends.     more

(45) | category: Funny | views: 23168 | posted on: 09/11/2009