Alice In Chains and Gisele getting totally naked. These are two of my favorite things!     more

(40) | category: Sexy | views: 17831 | posted on: 03/20/2010

Sex on the cobblestones a part of the tour right? Because I paid extra for it.     more

(42) | category: Sexy | views: 19240 | posted on: 03/19/2010

Would it be wrong to buy this painting and masturbate to it, daily?     more

(47) | category: Sexy | views: 20362 | posted on: 03/18/2010

Yes, Brooke, your melons are ripe.     more

(51) | category: Sexy | views: 42794 | posted on: 03/18/2010

It's not easy being green, but I would be if it meant wrapping myself around that ass.     more

(37) | category: Sexy | views: 26432 | posted on: 03/17/2010

Isn't there an old wive's tale about a glass of warm milk helping you get to sleep with her?     more

(44) | category: Sexy | views: 33420 | posted on: 03/16/2010

It's a good thing gingers don't have souls because that's a body built for sin.     more

(56) | category: Sexy | views: 40026 | posted on: 03/15/2010

I'm sure she earned her stripes by training her privates at booty camp.     more

(64) | category: Sexy | views: 55408 | posted on: 03/12/2010

Do you even care whether it's good or not? Her Itunes downloads cost 99 cents a minute and are charged discreetly to your credit card.     more

(79) | category: Sexy | views: 93183 | posted on: 03/11/2010

Yeah, she looks like Janice from the Muppets band, but who hasn't imagined banging Muppet Janice... anyone?     more

(54) | category: Sexy | views: 44255 | posted on: 03/11/2010

Georgia's economy may be down, but everything else there is now pointed straight up.     more

(80) | category: Sexy | views: 47774 | posted on: 03/10/2010

She's "Once In A Lifetime" because she's so hot, if she did you even once you'd be physically incapable of ever having sex again... but it would be so worth it.     more

(59) | category: Sexy | views: 172542 | posted on: 03/10/2010

She has opted not to show us her face to allow us to concentrate on things that really matter.     more

(60) | category: Sexy | views: 171601 | posted on: 03/08/2010

After watching this video I'm going to need to do some solo exercise as well.     more

(77) | category: Sexy | views: 107092 | posted on: 03/06/2010

Yes, since Vesuvius. And I have to tell you, I think she's about to cause another eruption.     more

(48) | category: Sexy | views: 41266 | posted on: 03/05/2010