Honestly, you can barely handle a bowl of noodles with chopsticks. Why would you think you can hold of a police force with them?     more

(47) | category: Shocking | views: 11026 | posted on: 11/20/2009

Justice in the 21st century is easy. A jury of your peers will beat you, and if you bleed, you're guilty!     more

(44) | category: Shocking | views: 10041 | posted on: 11/20/2009

The Vietnamese space program has gotten off to a great start.     more

(83) | category: Shocking | views: 30704 | posted on: 11/19/2009

A riot in China resulted in severe beatings in the streets. The Chinese government is understandably upset since none of the participants in the riots applied for a permit first.     more

(97) | category: Shocking | views: 33385 | posted on: 11/18/2009

It's never the young black males who resist. They know what time it is. It's the middle-aged white women you've gotta look out for.     more

(75) | category: Shocking | views: 23148 | posted on: 11/18/2009

Unfortunately for the reporter, this is just part of the Anaconda's five part series on the squeeze being put on today's journalists.     more

(129) | category: Shocking | views: 75798 | posted on: 11/17/2009

Wow, your money is really safe with these guys. They don't stop for anything!     more

(69) | category: Shocking | views: 25019 | posted on: 11/17/2009

Ueli Gegenschatz most recent stunt became his last as he leapt from Zurich's Sunrise Tower and fell to earth, fatally injuring himself. Let's hope Red Bull sponsors the funeral, too.     more

(68) | category: Shocking | views: 44861 | posted on: 11/17/2009

Give this guy credit. He's finally moving out of his mothers basement.... It's into jail, but that counts, too.     more

(49) | category: Shocking | views: 9544 | posted on: 11/17/2009

I know it's part of the job description, but, come on-- how about just fifteen unattended minutes in the vault for heroism?     more

(102) | category: Shocking | views: 62150 | posted on: 11/16/2009

Outside a cafe in Pakistan, a driver plows into a pedestrian and speeds away to avoid punishment. Traffic doesn't even slow down.     more

(68) | category: Shocking | views: 26386 | posted on: 11/16/2009

At first glance he seems like the luckiest guy on Earth, but just wait until he goes home to his nagging bitch of a wife and ungrateful kids who nag him that he needs to get a real job.     more

(65) | category: Shocking | views: 28275 | posted on: 11/16/2009

You see? That's exactly why you don't let chubby girls on the cheerleading squad.     more

(57) | category: Shocking | views: 41388 | posted on: 11/16/2009

I guess Boston bouncers are now Trail Rated.     more

(144) | category: Shocking | views: 82413 | posted on: 11/13/2009

I'm happy to see cops move away from using tasers. They are just too potentially dangerous.     more

(112) | category: Shocking | views: 80490 | posted on: 11/13/2009