WTF? He is just trying to scare someone to return the laptop or at least confess to the crime. What a bunch of bulls*it. If i was the crook I would be trembling in my boots-HAHA!

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I wouldn't be so sure ShadowGirl.

This guy sounded like he meant business, and sounded like he knew wtf he was talking about.

Prove that I still have it (figuratively ofcourse).....especially after I completely destroy every bit of that computer leaving no evidence behind.

If he was so positive of the theif, he would have no problems arresting that individual anyway. Plus now the test information is useless to me seeing they would NEVER release a test of which it's answers were stolen!

He knew what he was talking about, but he didn't know who stole that computer. Sorry dude, but you lose.

wow. looked like he was talking bullshit to me. knows his biz though. crim would have been shitting his pants.

This guy was so full of shit, he had me wishing Id stolen the computer. I would have sent pictures of me in a gimp mask making sweet love to the laptop. What a douche!

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IF what he was saying is true, I would have looked up this shit on the Computer, find out who these supposed ‘companies’ rivals are and start talking $$$$$

shit shit shit just an idiot who thinks his laptop is his life!

He forgot to mention, the gay porn I have uploaded to my LAPTOP. Vivid video is very interested in individuals who make copies of their porn, and they will use the porn police to get you.

Seriously, if he could have tracked the person down who stole it, he would not have wasted that much time trying to scare everyone. Usually the guy with the biggest mouth is the biggest pussy who can't back it up - tough guys don't need to talk shit.

Covering his tracks? A little late, and completely impossible from my experience. You do the crime you do the time (when you get caught). I have a feeling the US Marshals won't be putting an apb on THIS case, I could be wrong.

Wah wah. someone stole his laptop. Looks like he doesn't even know if it was someone in that class. He probably just left it in the room when he left. Now he is all worried that he's going to get busted for something * and he is trying to be mr. tough guy. Maybe he should have offered a reward. Guys like that don't seem too intimidating, especially bout a bunch of bullshit. you could cut it with a butter knife.

wow, you could of made enough money if he was tellin the truth to get out of prison and still be rich

somebody thats dumb enough to steal the prof's computer is probably dumb enough to believe it.

well fuckin' said

owned.

one thing is strange at the end he says he has a image of the dude who stole that laptop, so if he knows who it is then why not just embarrase him in front of everybody and take back that damn piece of shit. it wouldn't surprise me if half of what he is saying is just a dumb story to scare the shit out of the guy with the brains to take that laptop

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I bet the thief must've been pissing himself when he heard that. Then again, if he did piss himself he would've been caught. The professor must've had some illegal porn stashed on to that laptop since he was going all about law enforcement and shit like that making it obvious that he seriously needed to get that laptop back. Who knows I may be right or wrong, then again anybody can be right.(except stupid people)

He's wack, If i was the thief I would of still mashed the laptop

He doesn't know who stole it because he would've went directly to the thief instead of broadcasting all of that B.S. in front of the class. I think he knew he was about to be prosecuted for downloading KP and had someone steal it to create an alibi.

sucked the fuck in....

a new version of instilling the fear of god in someone.he has something to hide.

I'd be looking through that laptop coz there's no top secret shit on there. He obviously just has photo's of kids on it and wants it back before he's found out.

That Proffesor had some kiddie porn.

Computers are made by man.Man will catch you if you steal things he designs.................. ..

cut his fucking hands off.

What a load of bomastic drivel. YOU sir are passing the buck in that your academic and consultancy career's are about to come to an end because you allowed such sensitive data to be put in a position of being so easily compromised by even a knuckleheaded uni student let alone a true enemy of the state foreign or domestic. Federal prison or worse is somewhere an old man does not want to find himself and is what is really weighing in on your mind.

um.....being a consultant and havin all of that stuff on ur com does kind of mean that some stupid kid cant just up and steal ur shit. also hes correct in his statement about all the shit this guy is gonna get in if he doesnt give that shit back. although i dont think any companies would be too happy with the consultant that lost his shit but it was stolen so they will really fuck up ur life to get all that shit back with only a small talkin to for the consultant. iv been ther and all they did to me was tell me to add a locking device to the com and suggested that i move all of my shit to an alternate drive as a backup. the other guy is gone.

I'm a network admin for "Redmond Washington" he talks about. last thing I or any of other over 100,000 FTE and Contractors working for this company will pay attention to is his stupid ass cd key being used twice. u lost ur laptop, ur fault, suck it up. he is making a clawn of himself trying to scare the theif. I gotta show this to my office people tomorrow.

He just left a laptop with sensitive, multi-million dollar data lying around a campus? I'd have that thing chained to my neck

Face it professor,Gilligan made off with your LT and YOU are screwed!!!

Easy to find out who did it now. Just check for the guy with the pile of shit in his pants.

NERD!

Lame attempt of trying to scare the theif.

Bet he still has the computer and hasnt been caught

Who wants to bet this guy is into kiddie porn or some other filthy crap and doesnt want to get caught

I think most of that was bullshit, but that kid is no doubt scared shitless.

He should have just done like my old teacher used to do;
"None of you little cunts are going anywhere until it is put back on my desk....and I don't give a fuck if we have to wait all day and night until I get it back, no-one is going nowhere until then"
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It always eventually worked.....and he was not bullshitting either. I missed a couple of buses because of it....and it sucked becuase I lived about 70 kms from the school.
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I hate it when this happens though...even if I didn't do it....I always feel like I have the most incriminating and guilty look on my face ...it sux.
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Doubt its true, but if it is that kid is sooo FUCKED

that was a total attempt to scare the theif. some of the stuff he was saying was total BS. and probibly either still has it or was already long gone soon after he got it. to buy a video game of course and not drugs.

So let me get this strait...this data is worth 100,000 blah blah blah, but some dumb punk ass kid was easily able to steal it? Quit blowing smoke up everyones ass, Grandpa...

lol ppl will say anything to keep their secret lives a secret xD

If the thief didn't know any better and he was in that room at the time then I guarantee you that the laptop would have been returned halfway through that speech!

haha bollox
windows wouldnt give a shit whithin an hour if yu loaded the programme twice
my windows is copied
they cant do fuck all about it
.......dont cry professor, it looks like you are pretty close
you battyhole

hehehehe... with so many valuable info on that laptop... I'd quit College and sell all of that shit to the highest bidder! Heheheh

lol, actually the professor is pretty sly. anyone who didn't know any better would walk into his office pale and shaking

What's more disturbing is that, judging from what is on the board and with whom the professor is involved, this appears to be medical school. So, somewhere out there, unless they actually caught the guy, is someone treating you that cheated on his medical school exams. Nice

HAHAHAHAHAA

fucking ashole probably had some child porn on it or some thing like that

this is the reason i never liked school all i herd was bla bla bla and wuptiwuwu...

lol i defo wud be shitting myself

I'm not giving it back. I'm calling his bluff. FBI, just joking

bull if he knew who it was and had all that heat backing him theyd bust the kid asap they wouldnt wait plus he ended it with return the comp and all copies of the exam you made which is the biggest give away ever sounds more like he didnt even go to the cops yet its still wrestling in his mind i bet he just doesnt wanna have to redue the exams

He's teaching them how viagra works
Cool teacher

Dont steal...

steal just don't give it back...

He wants it back cuz it has "Children" on it, if you know what I mean.

he must have some kick ass kiddy porn that he wants to keep secret fucking perv

so if i put it back, i wont go to the slammer! fuck off i sold it already!

ok ok ok ill send it.

no body clapped!

fucking Idiots

hmm...wonder if he called dat bluff??

now that was ah bunch of hog wash hahaha but it was ah pretty good bluff you fucking jerk off.

haha yeah he was soooo full of shyt... prolly had child porn on there or some shyt

ok next

i'd keep it and sell it quick

ha ha great bullshit, your hired!

Dont look at me, I didnt do it!