I don't know why breakdancers are held in such high regard, they've spent most of their lives learning to do something completely pointless.
'I can spin on my head!'
'Whatever......twat'

exceptional physical and mental harmony! nice!

pierce his nipples, pass a wire through the rings and attach to a high power motor, let it loose and you got yerself a gyroscope

Now put that on your resume!

oh meh gosh!! dat waz awesome!!!