Damn, his reaction complies with the protocol of diving whenever something touches you during a game of professional football

ok then..lets try this, i lob a flare at you from like, 2 meters away then see if it burns the fuck out ur neck! and if you fall down i will personally burst out laughing

an even better idea. i take a shit, u get a bowl and a big serving spoon and help yourself to my bowel movements

Kiss my ass

with pleasure ;)

you make me laugh You wish!

fuckin perfect