The second time wasnt slowed down speech
that is how he talks for real after being booted in the head

wasnt that fun billy??...put this apple on your head, i snuck my dads crossbow out

who in the hell jumps when they are about to kick the football

Definitely not the choice of any coach

AH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Nice

i dont think the kickee delivered any punches following that, i think he jus cried for mommy. also even if the kicker wasnt aiming for the head he still would have kneeed oor shind him in the dome with his head on the ball like that