1 red finger, splattered on the wall. 1 red finger, splattered on the wall and if 1 red finger should accidently fall...you know the rest!

Clearly, you don't!

Did I say I did???

What, you don't know if you did or you didn't?

"Right off hand" I can think of 19 more reasons why they should pay that ransom.
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"Triggerfinger"

One less finger I could handle.
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If they told me to drop my pants and whip it out...then I would be freaking out.
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I'll take that rather a bullet in the head!