Wait a second...I'm a little confused...which one is the moose??

Your girlfriend.

Oh wow you're real cool..dipshit..
It took you a whole fucking year to come up with that one??
BTW, I'm a straight chick, i don't have a girlfriend.. I DO have a fucking hot husband..which is further then you'll ever get and something you'll never be..
Get your facts straight before you go insulting random members a year after the comment is posted..ass..

well that explains what happened to Bullwinkle

I think it was Bullwinkle's car and it was fat dude who came through.