hmm, i've started fires from whacking it so fast, but i've never started a fire after i was done whacking it... stupid psycho's and thier bleeding hearts

So the guy wanks off then starts a fire? Usually its the other way around.

To much Postal 2 STP.

Think of all the poor customers trying to run with their pants around their ankles.

hey, i think i was there!

LMAO...I can't stop laughing...Not funny but it's just funny.

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must have been a f*cking muslim

wow they cuaght me on tape
(just kidding)

OMFG! save the porn!

If you walk into an porn shop with a squirt bottle of gas knowing that your going to jerk off and then feel so fucked up about it that you'll burn the shop down, then nip it in the bud, don't jerk off and save yourself a lot of trouble.

Oh, great! that muffuca ruined it for every one else!