Since there's apparently not a shortage of pandas anymore, I wonder if I can snatch one of these bad asses for a pet.
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on that table represents $9 million per year in rental fees..there's only 1000 left in the world. "A panda cub, such as the one born at the National Zoo, can boost attendance. But zoos must pay $600,000 to China for each birth.""And the expense of keeping pandas is high: $1 million a year to China to borrow the animals, extensive outlays for research required by the federal import permit, construction expenses for lavish new exhibits and spending on basic care."
Schnookums [ban] | Feb 12 08 : 7:23pm
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AAAwwwwwww cute little squeeky baby pandas!!! This website is awesome. Head-chopping videos AND baby animals?
MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 27 08 : 4:00am
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"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species..."
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I once got to touch a pandas paw here in San Diego. I was working on the zookeepers locker room at the new enclosure and a trainer asked me if I wanted to see one. She was waiting patiently by the door leading from her sleeping chamber to her enclosure. The zookeeper said "hey big bear" and she came right over. Up close thier teeth are all yellow and thier white fur is kinda brownish. That close you realize, this is an animal, not the teddy bear that they look like from a distance. The trainer reached through the barred window on the door and started petting her. He told me I could pet her also, but I chickened out and only petted her paw that was holding the bar. At the time I was thinking Thats a big f-ing bear, F that, But now I wish I had been braver. Her fur was so coarse. It was still an awesome experience. Working construction at the San Diego Zoo I've had the chance to see a bunch of cool stuff, but that was probably the coolest.
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Hogmaster [ban] | Oct 1 06 : 11:06pm
cute? have you ever seen a wild bear up close? they are dirty and smell like shit... actually they smell worse than shit. i'll stick to shooting them thanks.