Oh yea hes such a criminal, hes too drunk in a bar so the owner wants him out.Now thats a real criminal

LOL! Definitely the funniest criminal i seen. Not sure if being high on drugs and drunk qualifies as a true criminal though. But I suppose in that condition, its best he sleeps it off somewhere for the night, even if its a wooden cot in a cell. Although now that hes resisted so much, he looking at more than 1 night in a cell. Stupid ninja.

Haha, nice one Props2u. "Ninja, please!"

I like how he utilized doors twice to foil the police temporarily.

"Haw-witow-wita-wow-bow! I'll go in peace." That was funny.

this guy isnt a real karate expert! his lips moved at the same time as his speach. dont you guys know that REAL kung-fu experts talk at a different speed as their lips move?!?!? havent you guys ever seen the movies??!!! what a loser karate-pretender-wannabe, FAKE!

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: "Im so glad that we invented the standard-issue taser."

that guy wasn't just drunk. he was barely fazed by a gallon of pepper spray. why did the clip end before they put a hurtin' on him =(

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Would have been better to see him shrug off a taser as easily as the pepper spray.

Yup... shoulda just tazed the dumpass. And that wasn't Kung Fu... it was Tai Chi!! lol

Does anyone know what happened in the end. Did he go down with a fight or did the pansy cops go back to police academy? Jeez charge the guy already!!!!

I saw the episode of cops this was on. I was laughing my A$$ off. The guy was imitating a shaolin kata. And they did subdue him, but not before he beat a couple of them.

Unfortunately no one told officer Kowalski that they switched his pepper spray with Tag Body Spray. Shortly after the subject was brutally beaten, not by the police, but by several hot chicks.

I'd give anything to have mad-crazy kung-fu skills like those there that that guy had.

lol lithus, I bet we'll see a new tag commercial based on your comment!

that guy was hilarious

i think some of the pepper spray got into his beer on the first spary and he drank it wah-yah kung fu on brotherman!

too bad the cops didn't just shoot him and save the tax-payers some money.

fuck that, if i hear cops telling me to get on my knees in a men's restroom, you kan bet your tae kwan do ass i'm putting up a fight. wotan, fuck the taxpayers, bunch of fuckin' suckers if you really look at it.

AHahaHahha!

lmao he attempts hand forms at a table sitting down then showers in pepper stray this guy is ma hero

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foolishness! my sipho has showed me that pepper spray in furios!! hahaha

Dude needs to smoke some green and shut the fuck up

Comedy

The guy is not a criminal, he is a grade A comedian. A genius entertainer who was giving a live act. For some reason it reminded me of Barny Gumble from the Simpsons.
Barny after beeing maced by Patty and Selma:
-Wow. *burps* This kinda hurts a little. *burps* Is it a new one? *burps*
Hillarious

drunken kung fool!

That's Jackie Chan's Uncle. Drunken Master.

Lightweight cops... spray a galon of peper spray in the face of a guy who isn't a real threat then are too afraid to charge in and take him out... "Get on your knees" Way too gay.