Comments - Backwards Evolution has Family Walking on All Fours
category: Bizarre | views: 37752 | posted on: 11/28/2006
I'm not sure whether to laugh, be extremely disturbed, or start walking on all fours myself. Very strange.
OK, GUYS. I AM GOING TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE APPARENTLY HAS THE STRENGTH TO SAY. THESE PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOO FULL OF CRAP, THAT THEY MAKE CHRIS ANGEL SEEM LIKE AN ACTUAL MAGICIAIN. SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN FOOLED FOR YEAR BY PHONY HUMAN SKULLS AND RIDICULOUS CLAIMS TO THE ACTUAL PRESENCE OF THE MISSING LINK, ETC. LET ME PAINT THIS SCENARIO FOR YOU. YOU AND YOUR SISTER ARE TURKISH, AND YOU LIVE IN......THAT'S RIGHT, TURKEY! YOU ARE OUT GATHERING SOME FIRE WOOD SO YOU CAN WARM UP THE COLD POT OF MUSH YOU HAVE BEEN EATING OUT OF FOR 3 DAYS, AND SUDDENLY, A RICH SCIENTIST COMES INTO YOUR VILLAGE AND OFFERS YOU A LOT OF MONEY IF YOU WILL PRETEND TO WALK ON ALL FOURS JUST LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME FAMOUS, MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE. DO YOU AGREE? OR DO YOU STAND YOUR GROUND AND TELL THAT CREEPY SCIENTIST TO GO TO HELL. INSISTING THAT YOU COULD NEVER GIVE UP A LIFE OF STARVATION, POVERTY AND DISEASE? HE SWEETENS THE DEAL UP EVEN FURTHER BY TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN PRETEND TO "LEARN" HOW TO WALK UP-RIGHT AND GO BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIVES ONCE YOU DO. WELL, THAT'S IT. YOUR SOLD ON THE IDEA. WITHIN HOURS THERE ARE JOURNALISTS AND SCIENTISTS SWARMING YOUR ONCE DESERTED VILLAGE, RAKING PICTURES, AND SWARMING YOU FOR INTERVIEWS. YOUR LIKE MADONNA OR MICHAEL JACKSON IN HIS PRIME. WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN WITH THIS IN MIND, AND LOOK CLOSELY AT THEIR FACES. THEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP THEIR EXUBERANCE HIDDEN. THE OLDER WOMAN AT THE END IS SMILING AS SHE PRETENDS TO BE UNAWARE THAT SHE IS NOT WALKING NORMAL. PLEASE PEOPLE. EVOLUTION IS STILL AND ALWAYS WILL BE A THEORY WHICH HAS NOT AND WILL NOT EVER BE PROVEN TO BE FACT. WHEN GOD CREATED YOU HE GAVE YOU A BRAIN...USE IT!!!!!!
the_green_cat [ban] | Nov 28 06 : 9:47am
gok taught them to do that for convenient butt-plugging. Hee hee.
Allhumansdie [ban] | Nov 30 06 : 6:52am
Evoltuion has tons of evidence. Gods have zero, zilch. Evolution is observable, god isnt. This video is stupid, their is alot of blood rushing to their heads when theyre bent over like that, so they couldnt walk that way for very long.
If evolution has so much evidence why don't you produce some of it? There have been multi-million offers to the first person that can produce even one tiny shred of evidence that the THEORY of evolution is provable, and NOT ONE person on the planet has been able to produce anything that even remotely proves evolution.
BDAVE, I feel sorry for you. You can't handle the fact that we DID evolve and the primitive religious brain you have can't handle it. There is much more evidence for evolution. In science, the word "theory" does not mean "guess". Rather, a scientific theory is a well-tested, systematic explanation of facts. I know it must be scary for you. All hidden away in your little world. Do you also believe that the earth is not only flat, but the center of the universe just because the bible tells you so? Sorry but we live in the real world. Wake up! the bible, religion, god and baby jesus are myths. Incredibly stupid and primitive myths. You are delusional. Where is your god now?
abe 4 life [ban] | Jan 1 07 : 10:41am
FIRST OF ALL GOK AFTER SEEING YOUR FAMILY ON HERE NO WONDER YOUR ALWAYS PIST!!! BDAVE YOU MY FRIEND ARE WRONG I SEEN THIS PERSONALLY IT WAS A WOMAN IN TIAHLAND... PATTYA BEACH TO BE EXZACT THIS DOES EXZIST SO THANS FOR YOUR THEORY HOWEVER YOUR WRONG!!!
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Covenant [ban] | Nov 27 06 : 2:17pm
Not so strange at all...someone to gok`s Turkish buddys that a tourist dropped some money but can`t remember where.....not so strange