Comments - TV Evangelist Benny Hinn is a Superhero
category: Funny | views: 78889 | posted on: 12/12/2006
I didn't know that knocking people the f*ck out and sending them into violent seizures was all a part of TV evangelism. But apparently it is, as Benny demonstrates nicely to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor." Brilliant. ![]()
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What in the hell is going on here??? This almost looked like some kind of video game. These overly devout brainwashed fools bumrushing him on stage and he just knocks em all down as quick as they can come! Those two guys that were convulsing were funny too. This looks more like hypnotizm than faith.
mooglepimp [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 6:12pm
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Lol, check out the guy @ 1:45/6....he has a MASSIVE boner!!!
Jessvinder [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 10:01pm
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(No joke)...I once attended a church as a "moral supporter" for my (now ex) bf where this happened, on a smaller scale of course, lol. I was the only person in the room seated in my chair watching the action with wide eyes and a grin on my face. At the end of the 'action' the minister mentioned that they accept visa, mastercard, and debit in the backroom.
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Im always amazed at the sheer number of dumb retards out there who go to these shows believing it to be true. Wow!
As far as the guy himself, you know what? I dont blame him and I like that he takes their money. Hes found a way to ripoff the completely mindless dopes of the world, and if theyre that stupid then what the hell, i wish i thought of it first. Kudos to him.
mooglepimp [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 10:46pm
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Lol, thanks for the kudos on the avater.....I'm quite fond of it myself ;-)
cucarachito [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 12:12am
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in case you didnt know, the eleventh commandment was supposed to be : 11. "thou shall act like hulk hogan on WWF when at sunday morning church service" ... just a little biblical trivia for you guys.
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Well, this is where they believe they felt the power of God/Jesus, making them fall down. This method is believed to heal, cure, sickness or whatever. But I personnally think this is fake, due to many times (I've seen) people were forced to fall down. What made me disbelieve in this theory was one...Once, a lady was pushed, she wont fall down, and the "priest" whatever you wanna call him, with a violent and hard push, was able to push the lady to fall with is sheer strength.
the_green_cat [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 1:52am
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So creepy how people will fall for this crap. They have no mind of their own.
AussiePride [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 3:09am
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THAT WAS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! TELL ME HOW FALLING OVER HELPS ANYTHING? HAHAHA CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE THINK THIS SHIT WORKS! LOOKS SOOOOO SAD!
andy_fozzy [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 2:16pm
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Ah, I've seen this done before. And then I thought it was bollocks too :)
Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:11pm
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Benny Hinn vs Peter Popoff now that would be a hell of a fight.
manicdemise [ban] | Mar 4 08 : 7:49am
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cool , i wana be a tv evangelist now, you get to learn awesome super jesus kungfo ![]()
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OMFG! I've been constipated for a month. But after seeing that video, I shit my asshole dry from laughing so fucking hard. The crazy thing about it is all the fucking morons there actually think he is healing people. What a bunch of Wal-mart, Hometown buffett chewing dipshit. Here's to all of you!
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Well, this is where they believe they felt the power of God/Jesus, making them fall down. This method is believed to heal, cure, sickness or whatever. But I personnally think this is fake, due to many times (I've seen) people were forced to fall down. What made me disbelieve in this theory was one...Once, a lady was pushed, she wont fall down, and the "priest" whatever you wanna call him, with a violent and hard push, was able to push the lady to fall with is sheer strength.
kingofmean [ban] | Apr 17 08 : 8:06am
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he's the second biggest scammer next to that Jesus guy!
Zero_at_left [ban] | May 10 08 : 10:00am
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semms like The touch of the dead... or stupidity
some xtians are very pathetic
vaganteviajante [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:50pm
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now try that shit with a group of atheists you dumb fucker
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nixm900 [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 3:54pm
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This my friend's is instant Classic !!!Kudos to Scott for finding this one,May we all be saved and recover nicely from broken vertabra" God Bless You " hehe Later