Comments - TV Evangelist Benny Hinn is a Superhero

category: Funny | views: 78889 | posted on: 12/12/2006

I didn't know that knocking people the f*ck out and sending them into violent seizures was all a part of TV evangelism. But apparently it is, as Benny demonstrates nicely to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor." Brilliant.

nixm900 [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 3:54pm

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This my friend's is instant Classic !!!Kudos to Scott for finding this one,May we all be saved and recover nicely from broken vertabra" God Bless You " hehe Later

curver [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 3:55pm

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All the tv "evangelists" just love to manipulate with people and when i see another one all i want is to vomit.

Toxicity [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 5:27pm

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What in the hell is going on here??? This almost looked like some kind of video game. These overly devout brainwashed fools bumrushing him on stage and he just knocks em all down as quick as they can come! Those two guys that were convulsing were funny too. This looks more like hypnotizm than faith.

deleted user [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 5:43pm

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mooglepimp [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 6:12pm

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Lol, check out the guy @ 1:45/6....he has a MASSIVE boner!!!

Heretix [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:16pm

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A boner for Benny.

Toxicity [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 7:52pm

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HAHA he does. Jesus.

VOF [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 9:21pm

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nixm900 is right, this will be an internet classic. By the way, kudos on the avatar mooglepimp.

deleted user [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 9:27pm

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Brock [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 9:32pm

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I like Joel Osteen, but this one is a fake manipulating liar with sick followers, Bunch of idiots.

BioLit [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 9:56pm

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The man has Done it, he discovered the ways of the "FORCE", I want to be his Apprentice and use the force too!!! What a Bunch of Bull shit!!!

Jessvinder [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 10:01pm

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(No joke)...I once attended a church as a "moral supporter" for my (now ex) bf where this happened, on a smaller scale of course, lol. I was the only person in the room seated in my chair watching the action with wide eyes and a grin on my face. At the end of the 'action' the minister mentioned that they accept visa, mastercard, and debit in the backroom.

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Props2u [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 10:17pm

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Im always amazed at the sheer number of dumb retards out there who go to these shows believing it to be true. Wow!
As far as the guy himself, you know what? I dont blame him and I like that he takes their money. Hes found a way to ripoff the completely mindless dopes of the world, and if theyre that stupid then what the hell, i wish i thought of it first. Kudos to him.

mooglepimp [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 10:46pm

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Lol, thanks for the kudos on the avater.....I'm quite fond of it myself ;-)

Hanuman [ban] | Dec 11 06 : 11:41pm

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This is some freaky shit when you see it live. The power of Jebus compels yee!

cucarachito [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 12:12am

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in case you didnt know, the eleventh commandment was supposed to be : 11. "thou shall act like hulk hogan on WWF when at sunday morning church service" ... just a little biblical trivia for you guys.

Mental [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 12:24am

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Well, this is where they believe they felt the power of God/Jesus, making them fall down. This method is believed to heal, cure, sickness or whatever. But I personnally think this is fake, due to many times (I've seen) people were forced to fall down. What made me disbelieve in this theory was one...Once, a lady was pushed, she wont fall down, and the "priest" whatever you wanna call him, with a violent and hard push, was able to push the lady to fall with is sheer strength.

Mental [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 12:29am

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and the power of Christ compels you! Bam! I forgot where the quote was in the bible...but something about falling face down...

the_green_cat [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 1:52am

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So creepy how people will fall for this crap. They have no mind of their own.

AussiePride [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 3:09am

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THAT WAS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! TELL ME HOW FALLING OVER HELPS ANYTHING? HAHAHA CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE THINK THIS SHIT WORKS! LOOKS SOOOOO SAD!

deleted user [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 5:22am

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Toronado [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 5:43am

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Hmm, I wonder how much those people are paid for acting "saved"?

Hott.Dawg [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 6:16am

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A cheesy cape and a fog machine would really set this vid apart.

humannn [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 6:26am

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Meanwhile, this fucker drives around in a white Rolls Royce instead of giving more to the poor.

prinparis [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 6:38am

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O.K. when I say the magic words you will be HEALED! SHAZAM!,... SHAZAM!!,...MOTHERFUCKA I said SHAZAM! Ah fuck this shit, I'm going back to PUFF DADDY as being my all-time hero.

andy_fozzy [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 2:16pm

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Ah, I've seen this done before. And then I thought it was bollocks too :)

Farvs [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 5:24pm

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Benny Hill is more entertaining than this faker.

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VOF [ban] | Dec 12 06 : 9:14pm

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Gotta say Mentals avatar is pretty sexy. I'd hit it even without being under the influence...

nixm900 [ban] | Dec 13 06 : 1:28am

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Gotta agree with VOF on Mentals avitar,would have posted it on the forums but it won't let me in ,whats up Scott?anyway ,I do have a life and living in DFW Tx. where Drowning Pool is from (the band and song from the vid)....man I need avitar ,hmm maybe, Later Nick

nixm900 [ban] | Dec 13 06 : 1:39am

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Sorry ,been drinking ,my bad ...meant Aussie Pride

marcel [ban] | Dec 13 06 : 10:22pm

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what was the point of that some old nerd pushing people on the floor you got to be kidding me...(right?)!

Dhenry8t [ban] | Dec 18 06 : 12:49pm

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I woulda put an alkaseltzer in my mouth and freaked everyone out with a stage dive to the crowd, buncha freaks.

Dhenry8t [ban] | Dec 18 06 : 12:51pm

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then i would ask him to heal me when evryone moved and I hit the floor, then he'd be exposed as the fake ass hell bound god wanna be he is..ok I'm done.

gundam seed destiny [ban] | Jan 6 07 : 6:19am

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death too benny hinn!

izzy [ban] | Feb 25 07 : 12:41pm

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deamon possesion at it's finest

ImKetchupMF [ban] | Aug 29 07 : 11:06pm

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The force is strong with this one. icon_wink.gif

big kahuna [ban] | Nov 3 07 : 9:55am

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"religion...the opiate of the people" Karl Marx

QB [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:40am

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Half of those people looked like they were part of some sort of tribal dance, or on LSD at least. You'd have to be on sopme sort of drugs to believe that crap. The "posessed" people are actually paid actors, I think 60 Minutes did a bit on "Celebrity" televangelists.

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:43am

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hahaha that man is the devil icon_stoned.gif

Jollojol [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:22pm

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I hope they die for real,the world would be a better place whitout those idiots

towelie420 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:56pm

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Itt s not if you believe in god , Its if god believes in you

lorak [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:09pm

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my avatar is looking at your avatar

liacon [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:25pm

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Benny Hinn rules, he knocks motherfuckers out with a wave of his hand icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Damn shame he steals from poor people icon_evil.gif

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:11pm

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Benny Hinn vs Peter Popoff now that would be a hell of a fight.

BigSweed [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:16am

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Benny Hill?

MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:40am

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I bet I could pick that guy up with one arm and smash his face into the concrete. Like to see him try that spirtualizm on me then. lol

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manicdemise [ban] | Mar 4 08 : 7:49am

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cool , i wana be a tv evangelist now, you get to learn awesome super jesus kungfo icon_rolleyes.gif

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acer-x [ban] | Mar 5 08 : 10:46am

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he's the second biggest scammer next to that Jesus guy! icon_evil.gif

ohenry [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:21pm

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UFC 111: Benny Hinn vs. Kimbo

jcf87 [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 9:32am

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dude christians are fucking stupid

farcus66 [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 3:41pm

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OMFG! I've been constipated for a month. But after seeing that video, I shit my asshole dry from laughing so fucking hard. The crazy thing about it is all the fucking morons there actually think he is healing people. What a bunch of Wal-mart, Hometown buffett chewing dipshit. Here's to all of you! icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif

farcus66 [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 3:47pm

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Mental on Dec 12 06 : 2:24am wrote:
Well, this is where they believe they felt the power of God/Jesus, making them fall down. This method is believed to heal, cure, sickness or whatever. But I personnally think this is fake, due to many times (I've seen) people were forced to fall down. What made me disbelieve in this theory was one...Once, a lady was pushed, she wont fall down, and the "priest" whatever you wanna call him, with a violent and hard push, was able to push the lady to fall with is sheer strength.
Or maybe what made you a disbeliever was you stopped snorting gold paint and realized that these so called "preachers" are nothing more then a bunch a fake asshole con-artists. What a buch of bullshit. Are you so incredibly stupid that you can't see that these people are full of shit. Get a life, dumbass!!! YO!

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 11:05am

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This vid makes my high so much better icon_stoned.gif

kingofmean [ban] | Apr 17 08 : 8:06am

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acer-x on Mar 5 08 : 12:46pm wrote:
he's the second biggest scammer next to that Jesus guy!
YOU are a fucking idiot. icon_beer.gif

Zero_at_left [ban] | May 10 08 : 10:00am

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semms like The touch of the dead... or stupidity
some xtians are very pathetic

Alphanaut [ban] | Jun 1 08 : 3:05pm

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might be the most fucked up fanatics in the world. these ppl r dangerous.

vaganteviajante [ban] | Jul 7 08 : 8:50pm

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now try that shit with a group of atheists you dumb fucker

Stucky [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 12:43pm

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Benny Hinn is a fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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siriusb [ban] | Oct 5 08 : 2:36pm

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yes, america is full with idiots

IsawIT [ban] | Jun 28 09 : 1:49am

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What a Fake. Humanity is so weak. God, please come back with or without Jesus. Damn, the message has not passed yet. icon_redface.gif

drccoco [ban] | Aug 28 09 : 5:39pm

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isnt it so obvious

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