Talk about desperation. Oh, and stupidity. Don't wanna' do the time? Don't do the crime. Pretty simple.

Wow. Maybe he didn't realize that he was on a bridge. "I'll just jump this fence and get awwwaaayyyy!!!" Sploosh!! Poor bugger.

Such insanity should be rewarded.

ooh no shirt. that helped hurt a bit more. the first cop to check probably hocked a loogie on him for being a dumbass. next time, steal a better car (may i recommend a grand marquis) and he won't have to go to plan b...owwwie!

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I love the sound of American police sirens

Theres nothing wrong to jump 150ft in the water if it saves you jail time.Its smarter than just stay there and ending up in jail

He must have been driving a crap car, cos none of the cops seemed to be bothered about it still trundlin' down the road.

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I read about this incident but im drawing a blank as to where. From what I heard, when he jumped he smashed his head on a rail that extended out from the bridge's side just below road level. The officer who looked over the side saw him floating face down and being carried away by the Ohio River. They never found his body.

Idiot fucking tweaker, got to love them. Not afraid to punch their own ticket over a broken tailight. Good one dumbass!

ever notice that most of these videos are of black guys, but when its a white guy HE'S USUALLY NOT WEARING A SHIRT! ..wonder why that is?

no messin with him , 10/10 for not wastin time in jumpin. also 10/10 for toxic avengers avatar hubba hubba, nice butt

same with the show cops theyre either black or white with no shirts on or white with tattoos

I've noticed that a long time ago from watching the show "Cops". 90 percent of the time the scumbag isn't wearing a shirt. Don't they even have ONE freakin shirt they can wear?

@ Bulldog... I think there is one freakin' shirt they can wear... but it makes the rounds and it wasn't this guy's turn.

geronimoooooooooooooooooo !!!!

no shirt = up to no good

maybe the cops should racial profile dumb shirtless white guys with cheap tattoos.

One more scumbag out of the gene pool - YAY!

Heres more http://news.enquirer.com/ apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID =/AB/20061212/NEWS01/6121 20368/

And that's why they call it DOPE! hand and kisses, d.

AWESOME JUMP... DONT THINK HE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO SET UP FOR A SWAN DIVE...

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I like how they just look over the bridge and no one stops the car that is rolling into oncoming traffic.

The not so INEPT cop would have went after him...

The man got a bit overheated and decided to take a swim

Crazy mofuc!

homie said fuck it