he stole my welfare check. can i get another one?

why did they show the tattoo did he steal that off someones arm?

Wait a sec. Did you see that lame-ass take-down? Hell, in any civilized country there would have been at least a dozen SWAT cops rushing in to surround the guy, pumping him full of tasers, and drowning him in pepper spray before pummeling him with night sticks. They obviously need to send their cops over to the U.S. for training.

if that guy pick pockets me, ill pickpocket his adams apple.

Creepy little bastid!

risky line of work