You've never had a friend so how would you know? Still, dream on, fuck-face.

Dident get to read the comment but the green cat normaly speaks sense so dread on fuckfeace oh and the vid.....ummm cool,i gess.

Poor thing can't even eat or walk. What happens when the less dominant side of the calf loses all control? It'll just be on a life long ride with the other one. Torturous. I guess it may not know any better though.

i want one..... or maybe they count as two.... but whatever

how many tits does it have?

If we drank it's milk we might get super powers

split it down the center