Comments - Cayman Bites the Hand of a Scientist
category: Accidents | views: 35946 | posted on: 02/02/2007
Caymans typically have no interest in attacking humans. Umm...nevermind.
violentouston [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 6:52am
okay i'm a snake. poke at me with a stick and i bite. it's logic. i'd just unload a pistol on the little bastard. the snake was definitely not down with the scientist. maybe it heard something about boots and a belt made of his slithering bitch ass?
violentouston [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 7:56am
whatever it is, it's head devoured his hand. it's a big fucker and i damn sure won't be poking at it.
i'm thinking it's something like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Image:Caiman_zoom.jpg
i sure wouldn't fuck with it, especially if i wanted to continue having two hands.
the_green_cat [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 8:57am
It's a Cayman. Like a little dragon. What in the hell was she trying to do anyway? What a dummy. 
cucarachito [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 9:53am
you dorks! a caiman is a guy that used to live in caves , like, you know, like billions of years ago!!! ..havent you ever seen the GEICO comercials? "its so easy even a CAYMAN can do it" ....like, duhhh!
I'll guarantee ya, If I ever decide to start a garden, and I'm walking through it (watering, looking for tomato worms...whatever), and I see some pig shaped fucker sleeping in the mud, I will side step it and say to it as I'm going past, "Hey fucker, I pay the bills, but your massive teeth gives you intitlement...please don't bite my ankle...")
BlueOctober [ban] | Feb 3 07 : 2:52pm
hi meester lizard( in the voice of ren, from ren and stimpy) hello, pleeze don't bite my hand even though its IN YOUR FUCKING FACE AND I TASTE REAAALLY GOOD!! DAMN, that's a stooooopid bitch.she got what she deserved.
ShadowlaW : 1) Scientist could've been disturbing the cayman's nap, biting is the sign of crouchy.
2) Scientist was on Cayman's territory, certain animals are known to fight for their area's
3) Scientist could've been human lunch.
It say's Cayman's rarly bite. damm what are the odd's. hehe
Toxic Turtle [ban] | Aug 9 07 : 7:50am
Mmmmmm this thing looks like a crocodile ill stick my hand next to his mount
kontinental [ban] | Nov 17 07 : 3:21am
+1
quote "...the cayman clearly saw the humans as a threat..." .
Can you people be any dumber?!
and why so meny deleted comments 
most popular videos
top comment from yesterday
from: Awesome PSA About Dutch Women Having Orgasms On Bikes
OnlyOneOar "It's the Netherlands, it will smell like two-lips." +15
deleted user [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 4:35am
DELETED