Comments - Cop Nearly Gets Blasted by an Oncoming Vehicle
category: Accidents | views: 29728 | posted on: 02/02/2007
Well, I think you can safely say all 3 people involved in this had a pretty shitty day.
bryntheskits [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 4:51am
that was a dumbass thing to do 
o well thats is what this site is for
violentouston [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 6:49am
well they're gonna be beating someone's asses today again. get the club, hoss, it's time for whack a drunk.
hauntedbody [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 9:30am
i was caught doing 120 mph in a 60 mph zone without a drivers lisence. Got charged about $1200 CD.....sucked ass but hey i live life in the fast lane lolz.
btw if the officer asked me to b a witness after he gave me a fuckin ticket, i would laugh my ass off in his face n step on da gas again haha
cucarachito [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 9:48am
im usually on the cop's side, but this guy's a dick! he just gave the lady a ticket and STILL has the balls to tell her she has to be a witness ?!? ...and lol @ cat! ...bet youve been waiting to use that line for a while. MUAH! you sexy kitty , you!
camrynbelle [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 9:54am
@ cucarachito...have to agree with you on the whole witness thing. Fuck that! I'd have to say "i didn't see shit....unless you take the ticket back" 
the_green_cat [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 3:23pm
@ Bollocks.... What're ya' gonna do about it? Hmmmm?? Type caps at me? Well, bring it on my little round friend! Cats love to bat a nice green ball around until it begs for mercy. 
(On second thought, never mind.It would turn you on and Cuca would get jealous.)
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@ Cuca.... You have no idea how long!! LOL!! 
frankenleg [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 3:25pm
Witness???Nigga, witness my middle finger in the rearview as i pull away and tell ya to go fuck off!
what an absolute DICK!!! i'd've just let her go with a warning, seeing as how the cruiser got whacked, and all.
goddamn, i hate those kinda cops. 
abe 4 life [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 4:20pm
I would of said witness? witness deez nuts IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!! and then calmly pulled away!!!
Frankenleg good to see ya bro!
Why in the fuck don't law inforcement approach the passinger side when on interstates?
"What are you doing?" HAHAHA... That was funny..."My fucking car has bright ass blue and red lights ya moron!" "Yeh ocifer, I'm sorry, and I swear to Jesus I only had 2 beers...I'm just trying to get home...a roadside sobriety test?.... SURE! I can pass it...bring it on! HAHAHAHAHA 
BlueOctober [ban] | Feb 3 07 : 2:50pm
didn't ya see mah blue and red lights?? nah, i was actually aiming at you, and those lights woulda distracted me!
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Covenant [ban] | Feb 2 07 : 4:26am
Haha "sorry sir" that funny.The cop looked 5 years older than God lol, how does he get the .80 cost in the fine though