Comments - Kid Gets the Fastest Beating in the Land
category: Fights | views: 61743 | posted on: 02/06/2007
He should've stuck to yelling at the dude in front of him because the other kid clearly wasn't in the mood. Damn.
Shroomy: Your currently evil psychotic state is because that as child, you were a milksop, a true "mother's nancy" with prepubescent tendencies to becoming a "pillow-biter" for a few shillings. NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON IN YOUR MISERABLE STINKING CHILDHOOD COULD STAND YOUR ASS. As a result, this severe rejection festered, causing a proclivity for escapism through glue sniffing and crack, that further complicated and enhanced your multitude of personality disorders. and alienated you further from the mainstream of acceptance. As you grew into a more reeking and fetid bag of urine and pus, you became infatuated with the only thing you could truly produce: your feces, your only toy. Resulting e. coli viruses further infected your rotting brain, and your stench was intolerable, pushing you to the outer limits of your inbred monkey culture. We understand and empathize with your permanent rejection. We are compassionate in that we understand your brain damage, your affinity for putting dirty potatoes in your ass, and your need to wear a diaper to collect your projects. We feel sorry for the dirty, little rejected weenis.
@ sluggo
ha ha ha
thats him
@ shroomy
always got a fuckin shit comment about Americans yet you have never left your village have you? yeah, fat overweight limp wristed, nansy pansy
little momma boys like you - now thats tuff. Why don't you go practice some of your fighting skills on your mommy, or is she hard at work working her fingers to the bone trying to earn enough money to support your pudding habit.
Moveable Feet [ban] | Feb 6 07 : 12:49pm
You said that Swedish Turd Finger bloke from the other Internet-video wank-fest did that with potatoes. That's what you said.
I hope you're not just making this up and using a generic knob-biography every time someone says Americans are a load of old poop.
violentouston [ban] | Feb 6 07 : 12:57pm
that's how my friends fought growing up. kinda hard to get hit when it's like 17 of us. can't waste a good buzz there chief. get a punch in and probably can't see the bastard. move fool...yea those kids sure did neutralize the threat quick. can't let tony jaa there kick your whole posse's asses. I don't know, add a cowboy hat and he looked like chuck norris. i understand why he was scary and had to be quadruple stomped. he had on a wire, their baseball card hustle was about to get shut down.
the_green_cat [ban] | Feb 6 07 : 12:58pm
LOL!! @ Scott. Both the header and your comment cracked me up. 
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@ Sluggo....
*APPLAUSE!!!*I agree with all that you said except for the sympathy part. I may pity shroomy, but I don't feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for us, that he found this site and I feel sorry for his mother, who probably looks at him while he sleeps ands thinks, "Please! Please! Don't ever wake up!!"
Mr. Shroomy: Dear Sir,
Have you enlisted in your homeland's Military? I'm sure that they would appreciate your enthusiasm. You've got a computer with an internet connection. Find the number to your nearest recruiter. Your people would greatly appreciate your unselfish desire to "show America up." Do your duty ya fuckin' faggit. Go for the gusto....
United we stand, divided we fall. Dude in black looked a little bigger than the skinny guy in orange. He had good friends, nothing like backup. Shroomy, I'll fight for the freedom for you to say anything you want. What do I know I'm just a drunkard, I do produce like a motherfucker though. Have'nt missed a day of work in four years. Work, what a concept on this site. Here's a hoot. Some suckass saying yohoo Scott such a blah,blah, blah. And when do we post in the morning. We all know who has that info. Scott posts at this time in the AM at this time zone, ohhhh la te dah. Oh gush, gush, I don't have a fucking thing to do in the morning. SCOTT, are you pumping this.
Nothing here
the_green_cat [ban] | Feb 6 07 : 7:28pm
Yeah, shroomy... a muppet has power over me. 
The only power you have is when you hit the "ON" button on your favorite vibrating butt-plug which you dip in pudding before insertion. Chocolate, of course.
THEY MUST BE FRENCH. CANT FIGHT 1 ON 1. CANT FIGHT PERIOD.
DennyDiggs [ban] | Nov 3 07 : 6:07am
Anyone else think the kid getting beat down looks like the same guy who karate kicked that other kid in the hallway for beating on his brother?
Sharkomatic35 [ban] | Nov 14 07 : 9:50pm
lmao this was in russia of course, things realy are straight up over there so dont go around pissing people of
Slipknotist [ban] | Apr 26 08 : 4:47am
What's with turning off the camera before we can see the aftermath all the time? Damn...
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MrJiggyFly [ban] | Feb 6 07 : 4:28am
here's the translation: black shirt-your mom is ugly orange shirt. orange shirt-no she's moderately attractive. black shirt-well you're mom is ugly white shirt. end of conversation. white shirt's mom is either really dogged ugly or dead to get that reaction.