Comments - Human Cannonball Misses the Safety Pad
category: Accidents | views: 85524 | posted on: 02/08/2007
It's a good thing he had that huge f'n safety pad. Okay, maybe not.
mooglepimp [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 7:41am
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST FUCKIN HAPPENED!!!!"
"....is he dead?"
camrynbelle [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 7:54am
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i saw this before...impact or something like that. It shows what all happend to his body and what not...crazy shit...
@ mooglepimp---i'm pretty sure he's not dead...if that was serious question.
cucarachito [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 9:08am
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ggallin1 , THANKS FOR THE IDEA AMIGO!! woohoo, build a fence, what do we care ...we'll just cannon-ball ourselves over it!! thanks amigo, i love you! ..i mean , not as much as your mom, wife, sister and daughter loves mexican pito (d*ck) ...but i love you, you are now my favorite racist! muah! i'll tell your mom this later, so she can 'looooove' me even more. CHEERS! ![]()
camrynbelle [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 9:26am
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@ pirouzu...u mean "yo mamma" jokes? come on peeps...let's here 'em.
I'd say some, but i don't have any....just black jokes which i used up yesterday...let me see if i can find some.
mooglepimp [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 9:40am
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Please tell me someone knows where my precious quote comes from........ ![]()
camrynbelle [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 9:54am
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sorry mooglepimp....i have no clue where ur qoute comes from...sounds familiar but my memory isn't the best...sorry...r u gonna tell us???
drunkfaque [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 11:12am
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why people run away to join the carnivals, so we can enjoy watching idiots like him ![]()
the_green_cat [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 1:42pm
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What a maroon.... Not even a helmet? He's lucky he didn't land on his head. As it is, to hit the ground at 60 MPH.... one or ten broken bones for sure.
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cucarachito... 1. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO USE A STOLEN PC? 2. MY MOM WOULD NEVER ASSOCIATE HERSELF WITH A 3RD WORLD SAVAGE. 3. WHAT DO FOOD STAMPS LOOK LIKE? 4. WHATS IT LIKE TO NOT KNOW TRUELY HOW MANY BROTHERS/SITERS YOU MAY HAVE? 5. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOW MY LAWN BEFORE I CALL IMMIGRATION. oh 6. YOUR WELCOME. WHY? BECAUSE MY TAXES SUPPORT THE KIDS YOUVE FATHERED & NEGLECTED. HOW YA LIKE ME NOW? DOUCHEBAG!
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Man I can't believe that I am getting suckered into posting another response to some racist idiot's comments.
ggallin1, Have you ever stopped and considered why you have these beliefs? Do you actually think that race, which is a made up concept based on the two most tangible features of human (skin color and hair type) is in any way a predictor of things like behavior?
The fact that people of a certain culture, not race, behave in a certain way is not connected to their skin color and hair type. Do you think that the majority of Spaniards and Aztecs, which is what Mexicans are, were savages? Savages in the sense you are purporting, because you could make a case for historical savageness in all sorts of historic cultures, given their treatment of "others."
However, the Spaniards and the Aztecs both were fairly learned people. After the Aztecs were wiped out by disease the Spanish treated the mixed race (mexicans) terribly. Do you really think that you are saying anything remotely interesting with your asinine posts about race?
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Knock it off chuck, this isn't a school of learning, in the academic? way. Get back to me on that one, academical? fuck no, wheres my spell check. I was proud that you used asinine though, It made me think of you. Wow, purporting, historical ( savageness ) have'nt heard that. Relax chuck, theres worse things in life than being anal. We can hate people, or ways of life, it's our right. We have animal insticts, don't try to civilize us to your level. I need a 757 to take me coast to coast, can you help me chuck?
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Ned I thought we had made up. Well, go ahead and hate people, but try to base it on something a little more advanced than race. Also, you might try coming at me with clear thougts- it will be more interesting. Animal instincts? Please tell me how in the hell racism is an animal instinct.
Regarding the plane, I have done some flying, but I never got farther than my student pilot license. I thought you were down in Shawnee Oklahoma, why do you need to fly coast to coast?
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Ned, your fuckin retarded. Lemme say the stupidest shit about racism. And ggallin1, you don't even know what the fuck your talking about. Mexicans don't fucking take your tax money, you need a fuckin social security number to get a fuckin welfare check, and if you get a fuckin fake social, you still gotta pay taxes on the income you report on it or else you don't get the money withdeld back, idiot. So remind me again why the fuck you want to send mexicans back to mexico. I think your thinkin about blacks and puerto ricans, who are automatically citizen of the US as soon as they're born. Bitch about them, they get welfare checks, and they fill up the fuckin jails. I bet you one of them "witty " little white boys who talk alot of fuckin shit when your online, but is silent as fuck in person. And I dont care what the fuck you say, your mom would let me fuck her, shit I've probably fucked more white gurls than you have.
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God, I am honored. Don't spoil me. Juicy, what's Mexico's secound biggest money maker? Let me go down to ER filled with fucking non resident fucking mexicans. Surely not coming out of my wallet. oh look, the health care building, or is that a mexican whorehouse, 13,14,15 year old pregnate mexican girls. I think white men go to jail for that. I can send you pictures. surely I am not paying for that. Pathetic little mexican nits that attend our school system, can't be coming out of my wallet. School lunches summer and winter for the losers in life, coming out of my wallet. I pay for all the losers that come to the USA. Some day we will bypass our pussy elected politicians and settle up. We did it a couple of hundred years ago. It would'nt be so bad if they wanted to be American's. At least they don't want a 757 to take them coast to coast. Fuck, coming out of my wallet.
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OK. LETS CLEAR SOMETHING UP 4 ALL U RETARDS. STEREOTYPES EXIST 4 A REASON. IT'S NOT ALL MADE UP SHIT. HERES 1 4 YA...I'M IRISH...AND GUESS WHAT??? I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE GUINESS! COULD DRINK 4-8 PER EVENING. NOW GUESS WHAT ELSE? IF YER NOT RETARDED N ACTUALLY WATCH THESE VIDEOS YOULL REALIZE MOST VIOLENCE N CRIME IN EM (and society in general....read the paper asshole) INVOLVE SPICS N NIGGERS. BIG SHOCK RIGHT? THOUGHT IT WAS ALL A CONSPIRACY? WELL LIGHT DAWNS. AND AS FAR AS ILLEGALS NOT TAKING MY TAX MONEY. YOUR REARDED THERE TOO. WHEN SOME KNOCKED UP BEANER NEEDS TO GIVE BIRTH SHE SHOWS UP AT A HOSPITAL WITH $15,000.00? WHEN THEYRE MANY KIDS NEED VACCINATION & EDUCATION IT'S NOT COMING FROM OUR TAX $$? WHEN WE; ARREST THEM, BRING THEM TO COURT,GIVE THEM A TRANSLATER, GIVE THEM A COURT APPT. LAWYER, FIND THEM GUILTY, SEND THEM TO JAIL, KEEP THEM A-C'D THERE IN THE SUMMER, HEATED IN THE WINTER, FEED THEM EVERY DAY, GIVE THEM MEDICAL ATTENTION , ETC. THAT DOSENT COME OUT OF MY TAXES EITHER. RIGHT? YOUR FUCKING RETARDED. THEY ARE THE BIGGEST STRAIN ON OUR SYSTEM BE IT MEDICAL OR LEGAL. AND FUCK FACE DEMOCRATS LIKE YOU CANT WAIT TO STICK UP FOR THEM. I HOPE ONE OF EM MURDERS SOMEONE DEAR TO YOU. REAL SOON LIKE. FUCK YOU. DIE.
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face facts racists, the econmey runs on the v.cheap labour provide by illegals. you want cheap tropicana so to reduce costs farmers pay 10 cents a bucket to have the oranges picked are you going to work for thta?, i can't see the aruement about keeping out illegals if your worried about wage deflation but thats a "commie" arguement isn't it? migrant labour is the basis of a market econmey.
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As long as there is a national unemployment rate, Mexicans should stay the fuck out I say. That's an old argument Vincenior. America has the sovereignty to guard it's borders. I don't care what you say to me, it's still breaking American Law, if you enter illegelly.
They find Koran's along the U.S./Mexico border. Meaning Muslims are crossing into America illegaly. I bet you change your mind about illegal immigration when the next 9/11 happens.
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i'm not saying i agree with illegel immigration i just don't think that saying the immergrants suck up tax is anything but racisism. Of course you have the right to guard your boarders and the police etc do make a show of doing so but the econmey is surported by cheap labour so the goverment is not going to ring fence the country. I just pointing out a few facts not justifing illegal
lets be honest the US is one of the hardest countries in the world to enter legally and you can't claim welfare if your not legal. As far as the 911 goes all the bombers were in the country on visa's
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Hey gg, dumbshit try using elementary school logic somewhere else. I'm of Irish descent too, since I assume that you are not actually an Irish national. I've been there three times and guess what? I could probably drink 4-8 (which is a big margin) a night too. But I'm willing to bet a whole lot of other types of people could as well. You are basically defeating your own argument. It is a cultural stereotype, not your stinking nationality that fuels your desire for Guinness (by the way you friggin mick it's spelled with two n's). You think it's neat to drink it because it makes you more authentic... what a joke.
Yea man, it's your Irish genetics that fuel your thirst for the beer, that is truly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. And what the hell can I say about the comments about the ratio of videos on this site? Man, you really did some hardcore statistical analysis on that one. Of course, you see some videos of people you don't like doing bad stuff, so naturally that means the stereotypes are true and that race is the culprit.
Here's an analogy...All people in city X are baseball players....All people in city Y are athletes...Therefore all people in city Y are baseball players...True or False?
The correct answer dumbass is FALSE!!!!
Just because someone happens to be the same skin color as a criminal does not therefore by association make them one.
Man some of the people on this site should really, really, be embarassed of themselves. You are pathetic.
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CHUCK31 OK. FUCKFACE. READY FOR THIS. SCIENTIFIC STUDIES SHOW THAT GENETICALLY THE FURTHER NORTH FROM THE EQUATOR YOU GO, THE MORE SUSCEPTABLE TO ALCOHOLISM YOURE PRE-DISPOSITIONED TO BE. IRELAND IS PRETTY UP THERE. SO IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT WE ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE ALCOHOLICS THAN SAY-A GUY FROM PORTUGAL. BUT ON THE OTHERHAND LESS SO THAN A PERSON FROM ICELAND. SO TAKE YOUR FALSE WISHES THAT STEREOTYPES ARE MADE UP & STUFF EM UP YER FUCKING ASS FUCKFACE. AND WHILE IM AT DID EVERYONE KNOW THAT CHUCK31'S ASS IS FULL OF USED RUBBERS? EW!!
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oh i see ggalin1 the aborigine's of australia and the moaris of NZ are the lost tribes of the north? your ignorance of the world is pitiful. culture defines habits and tendenices not race. whats the next world beating statement you have....."fuck you vince you..fucking fuck fuck fucker you fuck!!!" and through the wisdom of you humanity becomes a step closer to universal harmony
deadalus451 [ban] | Feb 9 07 : 11:43am
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay...remove one more idiot from the gene pool, not really that upset watching the guy splat! lol
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VINCENOIR ... SO YOUR ONE OF THOSE RETARDS WHO THINKS THAT "UNIVERSAL HARMONY" IS AN EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINABLE IDEA. KEEP LIVING IN YOUR DREAM WORLD. EAT YOUR KASHI. GO TO YOUR PROTESTS. MAYBE GROW SOME DREADLOCKS. ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. AND HOPEFULLY WHILE YOUR DRIVING AROUND IN YOUR ENVOIRNMENT FRIENDLY AUTO YOU GET FLATTENED BY A FLAT BED. MAYBE A CRIMINAL IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE WITH POLICE. OR EVEN A TRAIN. AS LONG AS YOU STILL SUCK WHEN U DIE-I'LL BE HAPPY. NOW FOR THE FUCK PART. GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAIRY ASS FALSE REALITY LIVING FUCKING FUCK FACE. FUCK YOU! FUCK....
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Hey gg, I'm a geographer, so go promote your pseudo-science somewhere else. I wonder how strong the gentic desire to drink is? I mean your line of people have been in the U.S. for a while I'm assuming, so it is pretty interesting to learn that even though you have been south of Ireland your whole life, your stinking genes are still Irish enough to make you crave Guinness. I assume you've been in the U.S. for a while partly by the fact that you misspelled the national beverage of Ireland.
The theory of environmental determinism was debunked about eighty years ago. This does not mean that environment does not play a role in behavior, because it certainly does. Race is not at the heart of what you are talking about, culture is.
Like I said before, your desire to be authentic is what makes you say cheesy stuff about how you can drink 4-8 Guinness a night, not your Irish heritage.
I was in Ireland back in June for my honeymoon, so there haven't been any used condoms up my ass since before then at least. Come on you're in high school aren't you? If you want to step up and play with the big boys you should learn to defend a position with evidence and logic.
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CHUCK31...YOU FUCK FACE. SOOOH...BEING A GEOGRAPHER ENTITLES YOU TO A VAST KNOWLEGE OF GENETIC TRAITS? AND I SUPPOSE WHILE MAPPING TOPOGRAPHY YOURE ALSO EXTRACTING GENES FROM THE PEOPLE OF THOSE REGIONS. YOUR ATTEMPT AT SOUNDING INTELLIGENT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB NOBODY ELSE WANTS HAS FAILED YOU. THE FACT THAT YOU WENT TO SHIT FACED-POVERTY STRICKEN-CONTROLLED (half), IRELAND MAKED YOU THIS WORLD TRAVELED MAN. YOU SAID YOU WENT THERE FOR YOUR HONEYMOON. REAL ROMANTIC. LETS GO SOMEWHERE COLD, RAINY, AND FULL OF DRUNK ASSHOLES WHO DRIVE LIKE THEYRE FROM NYC. YEAH, I'M IRISH BUT I CAN CALL A SPADE A SPADE. TELL ME THIS MR. GENIUS... YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT GENETICS-SINCE YOURE A GEOGRAPHER AND ALL.... MY DOG WALKS IN A CIRCLE ABOUT 5 TIMES BEFORE SHE LAYS DOWN TO MATT DOWN THE TALL GRASS THATS IN MY LIVING ROOM? YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID I-I PRAY TO ALL THAT IS GOOD THAT YOU CHOKE ON THE NEXT DICK YOU SUCK. AND I DONT TAKE PRIDE IN SHITTING ON YOU...IT'S TOO EASY. AND BESIDES WINNING AN ARGUEMENT ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE WINNING THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS-EVEN IF YOU WIN-YOURE STILL RETARDED. CHOKE THAT DOWN YOU CUM GUZZLING QUEEN. ...HOW YA LIKE NOW???
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Now you're getting me pissed off gg. Man you are really an idiot. Geography has many facets. One of those is called cartography, otherwise known as map making. There is also physical geography, which has all kids of specialities, including things like geomorpholgy, biogeography, and soils geography. There is also human geography, which includes things like human geography, historical geography, and cultural geography.
I happen to be an historical geographer. My focus is on colonization, wilderness, and land-use in North America, particularly on the Rocky Mountain West. That said, I have had a fair amount of schooling and one of the central concepts of geography has to do with spatial relationships. So it shouldn't surprise you to learn that geographers are pretty interested in differences over space.
Given that you might then deduce that in examining such realities we take into account all sorts of theories- including environmental determinism- which geographers invented about 110 years ago. It has long since been debunked, I guess you didn't get the memo. We also look into cultural differences. As you know - because you are one of them - some people attribute cultural differences to genetics, so yeah we have a pretty good hold on your early 20th century theory. There is absolutely no way you have ever been in a college classroom.
Idiot, Idiot, Idiot. Ireland is one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. It is now going by the nickname of "Celtic Tiger" owing to the tremendous growth their economy is experiencing. Oh yeah, geographers also are kind of interested in climate. We went in June dumbass. We had a couple of rainy days but overall it was pleasant as hell. I even got a very slight sunburn our last day there...since I'm a red head and light skinned. It was about 73 degrees and not a single cloud in the sky. You should have been there it was gorgeous.
Yep, we sure missed out. We should have done the whole Caribbean island thing and sat around on the beach. Instead we rented a car and drove all over the western side of the island, and even rented a house boat and piloted it on the River Shannon for three nights, yea it really sucked.
I'll give you this though, they do drive like maniacs over there. Very narrow roads and very high speeds. There's no harm in admitting you don't really know what you are talking about. I'm on to you, and so are most of the other people on this site.
Writing your posts in CAPS does not make your points any more foreceful.
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ha ha ha i'm as irish as you i've just taken the potato off my shoulder. you got to love us irish biggest bunch of immergiants the world has ever seen and yet given a hundred years or so to bed in with the natives you can give the next wave of immeriants loads of shit, nice. i'm in the uk but you're in the country who's short history is one constant Immigration, but the last group in always want to slam the door, and say fuck off to the next group stop the hate and count yourself lucky that the bigots in your granddadies day let him in ha ha ha!
ps perhaps you should be put in a cannon and blasted back to where you came from could be a good thing with irland become the europe's leading high tec industry.
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Geez... First of all to all you Irish; you should have got that Boondock Saints quote... I am sorry Mr. Mooglepimp but I believe Rocco says, "Is IT dead?" not he... (I love that movie)
My grandfather on my fathers side was born in the boat when they were immigrating from the old country (as he put it). My fathers family went through the process of Ellis Island and came here legally. I have always figured that if my family could do it, then so can all the damn illegals! (Mostly Mexicans, but the other races that are here as well!!!)
Being mostly Portuguese, I resent that comment earlier... I happen to enjoy a good round of drinks myself... I don't consider myself an alcoholic though they go to meetings... Cuts into your drinking time.
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spunktubber [ban] | Sep 2 07 : 6:00pm
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On behalf of Irish people everywhere, please GG1, turn in your Irish passport....whats that...? Oh, you dont have an Irish passport? Fair enough then.
nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 21 08 : 9:24am
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"And as soon as I saw that, I started running."
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Look I know your a huge, hippo of a woman but you can run faster than that. That was a slow walk at best.
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abe 4 life [ban] | Feb 8 07 : 5:03am
1. What a idiot!!!!!!! The things that make ya go hmmmm...
2. That lady looks as though she should of been running years ago!!! Bet she couldnt fit inside the contraption!!!