Whats it matter? Like the scumbag French military has done anything but run for the hills anyway. How many French men does it take to defend the Eiffel tower? No-one knows, it's never been done.

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I guess GG didn't really see the vid, haha! This is hilarious, the french made themselves surrender to themselves!


oooooh, man I need to wipe away these tears of laughter.... ol

A frenchman yelling "Run!"
Nuttin new there....

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Maybe if you spelled his name right....just a thought.

Yeah... nothing like high explosive ordinance malfunction to make you shit your pants... lol

4thseal posted:
the french made themselves surrender to themselves!
oooooh, man I need to wipe away these tears of laughter.... ol

That made me laugh as much as the video!

have you heard about the new french tank? it has 14 gears, 13 in reverse and 1 forward (just in case the enemy attacks from behind)

Funny.

But soldiers not speak french.

Hey!! this is not french army but they are canadian!!!
What is wrong with french?? i always go on this fabulous website and ppl hate french people... WTF?!

Being in the military myself I can sympathize with these guys up to a point.
nothing worse than having something misfire or not fire at all.It can get pretty tense.I think it might be a universal response when something like that happens is simply haul ass.

alright, who forgot to light the rockets fuse?

Did anyone expect anything to actually happen? I started the video and immediatly thought to myself "They're french, so I bet they're gonna fuck something up" and it happend

lol@ 4thseal ...and , major.stoner, ummm, arent you the guy that got caught stealing some sandwiches from a liqour store, was supposed to go to jail, but instead they gave you 40 hours of cleaning mens-urinals at city hall as community service?!?!? ....uh-huh, youre one to call a nice kid with his own website -visited by thousands of people a day- a 'loser'. ..geeezz

^^I laugh inside every time major calls someone a loser. Oh the irony

These are French speaking Canadians, not actually the French. Which makes perfect sense considering the Canadian defense budget is like $10.00 annually.

Nothing like an anti-tank rocket with a maximum range of over 13 centimeters to put the fear of God into you.

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LMAO!!!! Funny stuff!!!!

That was some good stuff Scott!!!

i hope they were wearing brown underware....

Leze competent! Thank God France isn't a World Super Power. We'd either be speaking German or Arabic by now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Stupid asses!!! Oh, God that was good...Holy shit....

Canadian Army. Enough said

Did that thing explode and kill them all? That video should have gone a bit longer.

I'm in the army myself and I'm training several French speaking Canadian units from Quebec. Just last week a guy from one of the units blew his hand off and lost an eye playing around with pyrotechnics. I don't think anyone got it on video...

Hi Army Navy here!!!!!!! Take care brother!

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HA HA Thats funny shit, typical French, can only fire blanks. Remember a previous post Scott with the French doing a shore landing in Iraq put the two together and they could win an oscar for the best comedy category

hahaha lol that was hell funny! nice vid, the 30 secs of suspense at the start really added to it nicely.

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Did PEPITO post that he's a Queerpecker? ...wtf?

I bet if you look at the manufacturer label it says "Made in America" lol

Did some of you guys stop to think for a while: where does that stereotype about the French army being cowards come from ? It started when France refused to go to Iraq in 2003, and if you get your news from Fox and that crazy O'Reilly then that's no surprise.
Did you know there are French troops in Afghanistan, and that the French Air Force occasionally provides support to US Special Forces... but that's not worth mentioning.
4 years into the Iraqi mess, how does France's position look now ? While the evidence of WMDs was falling appart, it was probably better to focus attention on the French and more important to rename the fries

For crying out loud, dare take a history lesson: http://www.exile.ru/2003- October-02/war_nerd.html
And think about this: contrary to the Brits, the Germans, Italians and many others, the French have NEVER been at war with the US. We've been allies from day 1, like an old couple. Isn't it just normal to disagree from time to time in a couple ?

@ Cmezza
lol, it started in 2003?

It started in the 14th century. Check here http://www.thbz.org/e2/fr ench_surrender.php

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Th3se are'nt french canadians. There's no such thing as French canadians ; we're from quebec ; there's no way you can relate quebec to this dirty english country. And I immediately know those are french by the way they're talking. French use a lot more anglicism than us. ANd they are fucking douchebag with their pain baguette and their vin

hahaha stoopid frogs. but at least they are considerate. like in ww2 they used to plant trees all along the boulavards so the germans could march in the shade...

lol...fred You ARE french canadian btw, go to some world map, check if there is some NATION called Quebec. btw I'm Canadian, and I hate these Quebec ppl who think they're "perfect" or "too good to be Canadian". So anyways, just fk off the idea of Quebec independence cuz we will take you back anyways. so why try?

btw, try to prove that English countries are dirty to us Fred. see if you can go anywhere.

Fuck the idea of quebec independance there's no way it happens and if it does, it'll be the darkest time in our history cause we're represented by gays cokeheads and dicks. I'm not one of these idealist scums, I'm realistic, In fact ; I don't really gives a shit I dont think it'll change anything except... 7% less taxes and a lot less services too. In fact, I hate quebec if you look our country province from the outside, we're fucking dorks everything that get out of quebec suck as hell I hate quebec but I have a minimum of patrriotism. Don't think everyone from quebec is like YEAH!! INDEPENDANCY!!! or CANADA SUCK WE RULE WE ARE PERFECT WE ARE TOO GOOD TO BE CANADIANC!! Some are like this but... I have absolutely no respect for them the majority of them a fucking drunks that don't even work and spend all their BS check on beer and crack without feeding their children, but, there's that kind of people in every and each country on the planet. Seriously, how can you hate a people that can be describe by these 3 words ; weed, beer and brawls. I like how the global policy are, Soooooo some people in quebec as for independancy HOOO MY GOD QUEBEC WANTS HIS INDEPENDANCY SO IF I ENCOUTER SOMEONE FROM THERE, I'LL IMMMEDIATELY ASSUME THAT HE DOES'NT LIKE CANADA AND HE WANTS HIS INDEPENDANCY AND HE WANTS HARPER TO BE HUNG BY HIS FEETS... btw, I was drunkl and the only thing i wanted to say is that frenchies from france sucks and that thes people were'nt from quebec but I've lost myself a bit

Sorry to disapoint you all guys, but this no french army.
1st : not any of the french way of speaking
2nd: Not the camos suits used in French Army
3rd: Not the weapons / gears used in French Army.

You can see an old anti armored missile french manufactured in Battlefield 2 = The Eryx (used byt the MEC).

What is with the bashing of the French?
They've won more wars than America.

Bahahaha that was grade A funny stuff there.

This is not the french fight gear, so they are not french.
And please stop your stupid comments about people that you don't know... too many prejudice...

idc if its french, american, or whoever the fuck you think it is, to see that missle slide out like a piece of shit and everyone book it, priceless

You Jerks. Who gives a fuck about Canada, period.
You just bum elks and drink Labbats saying 'Did you watch the hockey, eh?'

You just bum elks and drink Labbats saying 'Did you watch the hockey....... what f*** is wrong with that
eh learn to have some respect for your biggest allie Canada is the US' largest foreign supplier of energy, including oil, gas, uranium, and electric power
and if you don't beleave me have a look at what your own gov say
https://www.cia.gov/libra ry/publications/th...ok/g eos/ca.html

I guess there's no answer to that! Enjoy your Labatts! And of course... your elks.

That gun pooped!

HAY ASSHOLE they are not French Canadians
i know cuzz our army spent all of it's money on tank's that have lot's of armor on the top
to protect againest americans droping bombs on them
really thoe our army can't aford shit
and why should it have to we have the usa to protect us

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it was obviously a setup how poo poo

Fuck that

is canadian, so americannnn stupidest hahahahaha

3...2....1... FIRE!!!.......
hmmm..... where did it go?
..... oh crap run!!!!!

ok just to let you know they are not from canada...

The little "Made In Taiwan" sticker should have given it away.
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Too bad they're Canadian; I thought we could get rid of a few French
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RUN! lolz

Funny clip but just google how many wars the French have won/lost.

Dbap how many did you go in operation? you prefer to touch your dick in front asshole.com! Respect for all the guy who fighting right now!
Sgt E.
French Foreign Legion

oh my