I don't know if I can shoot my load anymore though, drip it, maybe.

I remember the good ol' days when cum was flying to the ceiling or across the room....good ol' prostate.

Funny, man, you crack me up!!!

In the past I kicked one of my boy friends also with a metal stiletto heel on his foot. The heel was almost stuck.

chivalry is dead because bitches killed it!

this is a prime example of why sometimes women do deserve a quick slap..

id let a hoe hit me lol dont hit girls gentlemen

how gosh