Comments - How Not to Rescue a Polar Bear on a Cliff

category: Accidents | views: 67793 | posted on: 02/21/2007

The plan is to gently lower the polar bear down the cliff. Yeah, that didn't work out too well.

deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 4:30am

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AussiePride [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 4:34am

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Me too, they fucked that one up well.

4thseal [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 4:58am

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WTF, I don't see any coca cola bottles????!! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif .....but...but...they always carry coca cola bottles...what..did??..am I?? OH SWEET LORD THE LIEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! OH THE LIEEEEES!!!!!!

t52nd [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 4:58am

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well, someone needs to learn how to tie up a bear. good thing he survived.

deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 5:34am

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deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 5:52am

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abe 4 life [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 5:57am

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You know what they say if that was warm water that bear probably pist its self when it hit the water lol........ Un bearingly unbelievable!!!! icon_beer.gif

gwish23 [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 6:28am

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1st time I've ever felt sorry for a polar bear.

gil69 [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 6:49am

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those clowns must have skipped knot tying day in Boyscouts...

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 6:53am

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That rescue attempt went the Polar opposite of what they had originally planned..... haha. Really, glad the bear turned out Ok.

zinny [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 8:11am

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Such a shame they will be extinct soon because of fucking humans and global warming. icon_sad.gif

honeybee [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 8:47am

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what happened to using a net thingy?

sake sauce [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 10:33am

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Why dont they use Superman

deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 11:25am

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ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 11:36am

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polar bear walks into a bar & says "i'll have a ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................... ..coke." Bartender says "why the big pause?" Bear says "I need them for fishing".

kais [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 11:53am

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No-one else thought this was as funny as I did I guess icon_stoned.gif

toolboox [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 12:27pm

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WHAT A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS AND USELESS RESCUERS...IF I WHERE IN JEOPARDY I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK IN CALLING THOSE JERK RESCUERS icon_eek.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 12:40pm

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deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 1:13pm

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spinner [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 3:13pm

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If bears could talk:

Little bear: "Mom, I was sunning myself on the cliff, not bothering anyone, and the humans tied me up and tortured me, and tried to drown me."

Mommy bear: "tonight, we'll go into their village and maul one of them twisted bastards..."

bill55 [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 3:29pm

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what a bunch of total fucking idiots !I hope they dont rescue people.Wow what there training lacks. stay home ,you rescuers you.Go to the mountains and rescue themdumb fuks,rEDL,HANLON ETC

chemicalwaste [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 4:20pm

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Where PETA when you need em

asdfinish [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 4:28pm

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Every FEMALE. Because the males of an endangered species aren't worth shit.

ned [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 5:37pm

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Never seen a dead cat up a tree or on a telephone pole. I think the bear would have made it out on her own. Canadians yuk, yuk , ehh.

Dehydrated Manatee [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 6:16pm

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I've seen this before on T.V. Poor polar bear icon_sad.gif

bargirl [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 6:48pm

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It'll live to fall again icon_wink.gif

splitu238 [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 7:51pm

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I can't help but wonder if the tag that they punched into its ear at the end read: "Hey, all you other polar bears out there, If you don't want to go through the rest of your life with a nervous eye twitch, like I have, don't get stuck up on a ledge. Chances are you'll be rescued by a bunch of douchbags like us." icon_beer.gif

the_green_cat [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 8:30pm

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@ Honeybee.... my thoughts exactly. WTF? Why no net?

@ Miss Purple.... I felt the same way. icon_sad.gif

You know, kog was stuck on a cliff once. He screamed and screamed for help. Finally, the rescue squad arrived. They took one look at who it was and left. He finally jumped when he was fully surrounded by his own shit and didn't like the taste of it anymore. He wanted goat neck soup, dammit! When he walked into his village, everyone beat him up which explains his brain damaged, anti-social "personality". Heeheehee.

deleted user [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 9:10pm

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humannn [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 10:47pm

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I'd like to see PETA handle a rescue operation like this, fuck it up, and hear what they have to say for themselves after the fact. They'd probably blame the greedy corporation that made the ropes as cheaply as possible.

Covenant [ban] | Feb 21 07 : 11:28pm

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What would`ve been really funny is if the bear had fallen into the boat filled with daumbasses, woken upand been really pissed. That would`ve been a NT classic.

Glad the bear was ok though icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 22 07 : 3:42am

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vincenoir [ban] | Feb 22 07 : 1:29pm

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There's a procedure for events such as this which have been tried and documented, first place a trampoline under the bear......

ned [ban] | Feb 22 07 : 6:14pm

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Toledo, yuk, yuk, yuk, ehh. Yoda your daddy. Don't play with me Al Gore.

asagan [ban] | Feb 22 07 : 7:46pm

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C'mon. He's a tough Canadian polar bear, not a fuckin soccer player. That drop was nothing for him.

Gildorg [ban] | Feb 25 07 : 6:29am

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Yeah, I jumped when the bear fell... I am glad that it was okay.

@asdfinish - Excellent Point.

PETA? People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?

redneckwhitey [ban] | May 24 07 : 10:36am

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At least he got down.

xretrox [ban] | Oct 24 07 : 12:54pm

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love how the leg just kinda flops when its upside down

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Jan 20 08 : 4:23pm

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Are you talking about the bear hear, or...?
Right, the bear. The bear... i knew that. I knew that... icon_confused.gif

Nicklo2k [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:21am

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That's the problem when you hire the 3 stooges and the chuckle brothers to save a bear.

reabymike [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:16am

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IF IT WAS A PERSON THEN HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SECURED PROPERLY!

Lady_Knockout [ban] | Apr 12 08 : 3:20pm

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At first I thought the bear was done for.. I'm glad she made it.

VivaLaDam [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 7:29am

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me too

Sugardrawers [ban] | Jun 1 08 : 11:43pm

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LMFAO! ROTF why do i find this shit so humorous? Glad the big bear made it though. When I saw it fall I put my hands over my mouth like, "omg' then I started laughing! lmfao.

hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jul 3 08 : 3:06am

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How the fuck did the bear get up there in the first place? icon_stoned.gif

zggyk400 [ban] | Aug 6 08 : 12:53am

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Nature has survived for millions of years without the assistance of humans. Leave the fucking bear on the cliff. I it falls and dies than thats called natural selection. The bear was too stupid to survive on its own. Too bad stupid humans can't just fall off a cliff and die!!!!!!

webbster420dylan [ban] | Apr 26 09 : 10:49am

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ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN LIFT AND LOWER A 235 POUND BEAR icon_cool.gif

drccoco [ban] | Aug 31 09 : 8:16pm

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guess they need a little more practice

MachuPichu [ban] | Sep 13 09 : 5:44pm

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They killed it for sure icon_eek.gif

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